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Jersey Shore Meatheads ‘Tricked’ Into Posing for Gay Guido Cover Story

The Village Voice asked Jersey Shore‘s Vinny Gaudagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to strip down for the cover of the alt-weekly, but evidently didn’t tell them it was for the Voice‘s “Queer Issue.” Is Ronnie gonna call somebody a faggot over the bait-and-switch?

The cover story is about gay Jersey Shore fellas, many of them closeted, cruising the “Guido Riviera” in search of ass just like their heterosexual counterparts.

At least one of [hot tub party thrower Craig Austin’s] regulars is testing the waters of Asbury Park: “Dino,” a self-described “horny 25-year-old,” could have been ordered straight from Jersey Shore Central Casting. A grad student who lives in the Bronx, he is out to his second-generation Italian family, with whom he summers with in Seaside, but “nobody talks about it,” he says. “It’s never mentioned. That’s the mentality still for Italian families—homosexuality isn’t OK.”

Dino is very much in the closet with his Seaside volleyball buddies, and although he does troll Asbury at night, he doesn’t care for that scene. If complicated, Dino doesn’t seem particularly tortured. He’s more bifurcated, right down to his wardrobe. “I would never wear this on the boardwalk in Seaside,” he says of the neon-green American Eagle polo that hugs his tight physique. “It’s too gay. And I don’t see any reason to flaunt being gay in a place where it’s not accepted.”

Aw c’mon. It’s a scene that inspired the Jersey Shore porn parody. Who doesn’t accept?

By:          Ryan Tedder
On:           Jun 23, 2010
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      1- Can we finally all agree that Ronnie aka The Jersey doughboy is FAT????

      2- Despite all the attention Mike “the shituation” gets, I think Vinnie(who I nominate for the most likely to come out award) blows him away as far as the hotness scale………

      Jun 23, 2010 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam


      I’m not sure, Vinnie’s overly plucked and sculpted eyebrows kinda freak me out, they look some something that a woman working at an Elizabeth Arden Salon would do for a girl on Prom Night.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 11:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HotMess

      Ronnie – when you take steroids like the show and the girls on the show imply (juiced up guidos = steroid takers)and you work out your abs they become inflated looking just like his stomach looks so that may be it. Or yea he is just fat with big arms.

      Vinnie – is not hot period. But I do see him as possibly closet case, he sure is a mommy’s boy from what I’ve seen of the show.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 11:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rick Brannon

      I am currently LOVING the “Gay or Jersey” Blog that I ran across: http://gayorjersey.blogspot.com/

      Also, GQ had this a few years back: Gay or Guido?


      Jun 23, 2010 at 12:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Based on the number of “thumbs down” #1 got, guess there are a lot of chubby chasers on this thread…….. :-p

      Jun 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben Jammin'

      This sentence is confusing in the article: “If complicated, Dino doesn’t seem particularly tortured.” What is the “complicated” referring to? Grammatically, it’s confusing.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 2:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jimmi

      Finally, porn for bottom feeders.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Abe

      The Gays have role models! Vinnie needs to lay off the stadium! Read more: http://imeanwhat.com/kernelsofdish/kernels-of-dish-wednesday-11

      Jun 23, 2010 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kyler

      @Ben Jammin’: Is receding to the first sentence of the paragraph. How Dino was out to his family and crusies a park but it’s out to his buds at seaside and doesn’t like the crusing scene.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious

      Tricks for tricks.

      They better embrace it their 20 minutes are almost up anyway.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi

      I wouldn’t fuck any of them

      Jun 23, 2010 at 7:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason

      I’m disapponted that Village Voice chose a bunch of vain pricks to illustrate its queer issue. Poor form, Village Voice.

      Jun 23, 2010 at 8:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desdemona

      i was hit on by a gay guido a few years ago! His girlfriend was more muscular than me! He wasn’t that handsome though lol

      & yea jason, you have a point. maybe they could’ve found someone better to be on the cover of the queer issue… but the story was about gay guidos and these guys are THE guidos right now- it makes sense to have them on the cover. Who else would you suggest??

      Jun 23, 2010 at 11:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete

      As it would have it the Village Voice has spent the whole day explaining that they weren’t necessarily saying that Mickie, Snoopy and Sleazy were gay but looked hot enough to be gay. Upon hearing this Mickie, Snoopy and Sleazy shrugged and asked when the camera man would be back from lunch for the next session of photographs…


      Jun 23, 2010 at 11:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vainpricks

      ….vain pricks? So you are implying if it was an actual homosexual or homosexual/s on the cover they would not be vain or pricks. Come on, they would almost definitely be either one or the other…..LOL. When was the last time you were out at a nice restaurant/bar/ or a club where you didn’t hear someone talking trash about someone else’s outfit or physique or personality. Prick like behavior. And don’t get me started on how vain some of us can be…..we ALL know the truth.

      Jun 24, 2010 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe

      ugh. the need for recognition is so conceited. Dumb. I think they look like hell solely because they think they look so good. Gross.

      Jun 24, 2010 at 9:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bob

      hill air eee ussss!!!!

      Jul 25, 2010 at 9:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sarah

      vinny must be airbrushed cause his stomach doesnt look like that

      Dec 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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