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Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie Magro Is Sorry He Screamed ‘Fucking Faggot.’ Apology Accepted?

Ronnie Magro of MTV’s Jersey Shore tweeted an apology for screaming “fucking faggot” and “fucking queer” while cameras rolled was the right thing to do. Mostly, though, it was a reminder that Ronnie is completely out of touch with how the world works.

“I apologize to my fans, In the heat of the moment i said a lot of things i didnt mean and im very sorry.”

Sorry. Your … fans? Ronnie, you do not have fans. You have spectators. When people scream and point at their television sets, they are not doing it because they somehow envy you. They are laughing at 1) how pussywhipped you are; 2) how you’ve let your body go; 3) how tiny your testicles must be.

But hey, glad to hear you have “said a lot of things” you don’t mean. Sort of like this two-line apology?