We turn away from the TV for five minutes and Jersey Shore‘s JWOWW and Snooki get a spinoff series! What’s it going to be called, Guidette’s Island?
Hoping to stir up some publicity for the show, Snooki shared juicy tidbits with Huffington Post‘s Noah Michelson—including the fact that she’s bisexual.
Oh sweetie, it doesn’t count if you’re blackout drunk!
“I would consider myself bi,” she said of her, um, experience with Deena in Season 4. “I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.”
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JWOWW didn’t make a similar confession, but she did weigh in on The Situation, whose pinged a few gaydars with his odd behavior with women and self-worship.
What about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino? What’s the deal? Gay? Not gay?
Snooki: Do you think he’s gay?
It wouldn’t shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don’t end up hooking up.
Snooki: And he gives them men’s clothing to wear.
JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know… the signs.
Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?
JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I’m like, “Be happy with yourself!”
Snooki: Was he like, “No, I’m not”?
JWoww: He had a girlfriend! I was just like, “I would love you more if you could be yourself.” I can’t confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.
The ladies also dished about their support of marriage equality, having gay kids and reading their own press. Discussing misconceptions people have about them, the reality stars say:
Snooki: That we’re stupid. We’re not stupid. We’re very smart, actually.
JWoww: That really gets under my skin. It’s like you don’t know me to judge me. We’re sorry we’re not walking on the shore with three-piece business suits or evening gowns.
Snooki: Or using big words.
Oh, that Snooki—so perspicacious!
Meowzer
The Situation might be gay? Shocking! He’ll eventually come out when his 15 minutes are up (they should have been long ago) and needs to push a tell all book or something.
divkid
i’m pulling the ladder up.
thank you, we’ve got enough. this boat is full.
shannon
WHO F—— CARES???? WOMEN THINK THAT ALL MEN THINK THIS “I AM BI” IS THE END ALL OF ALL! AND IT IS NOT! ALSO…HE …..ALONG WITH ONE MORE THERE GIVES ON THE “BI” SIGN! I FACT MEN ARE THE REAL BI ONES! WOMEN JUST HATE TO ADMIT THAT THEIR MEN SUCKING ON THE SIDE..
wc1
Oh wow, another D lister says she’s “BI” for attention.
You are so edgy girl.
n900mixalot
Effin haters on this site. These kids are exploiting their talents to make money and to get attention, sure, buthey know what they are doing. Particularly Snookie and JWoww.
They dont take themselves seriously, and theyre not out preaching one thing and doing another.
And dont think for a second that if you saw Mike up in a bar and didnt know who he was, you homos wouldnt be all over it. He clearly needs help though. If he is gay, cool, if he isnt, cool. Let him come out on his own terms.
I have known a few guys who have been suicidal because they were forced out. It isnt fun and it isnt some cute joke. One of them succeeded.
Cam
Hey, I’ll give it to “JWow” and “Snookie” They already said some supportive things in previous episodes and had gay flags in their rooms. Nice to see, especially from two people swimming in the culture of Long Island Guidoville. If gays are starting to gain acceptance there it’s all over for the bigots.
That said, Snookie is probably just trying to turn the guys on by cliaming to be bi but her friend Dena is full on gay, probably in love with Snookie and should really just come out.
Zeus
The only time in recent-ish episodes I can recall Mike “hooking up” with a girl was when a girl gave him a blowjob in Italy….and it was only a blowjob soooo could still be gay.
Jai
I think it’s pretty interesting how JWoww is an expert on gay “signs” when it comes to guys. I think before she speaks, she should take a good look at herself and the butchy lesbian vibes she clearly gives off.
electra
I think snooki has the right to say she’s bi, weve ALL seen her have sex with girls on the show. Shes not some floozy trying to say she is but when it comes down to the nitty gritty she chickens out. Ive met alot of women like that, and snooki definitely isn’t one of them.