Jersey Shore’s Snooki Says She’s Bi And The Situation Might Be Gay After All

We turn away from the TV for five minutes and Jersey Shore‘s  JWOWW and Snooki get a spinoff series! What’s it going to be called, Guidette’s Island?

Hoping to stir up some publicity for the show, Snooki shared juicy tidbits with Huffington Post‘s Noah Michelson—including the fact that she’s bisexual.

Oh sweetie, it doesn’t count if you’re blackout drunk!

“I would consider myself bi,” she said of her, um, experience with Deena in Season 4. “I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.”

We feel the same way.

JWOWW didn’t make a similar confession, but she did weigh in on The Situation, whose pinged a few gaydars with his odd behavior with women and self-worship.

What about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino? What’s the deal? Gay? Not gay?

Snooki: Do you think he’s gay?

It wouldn’t shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don’t end up hooking up.

Snooki: And he gives them men’s clothing to wear.

JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know… the signs.

Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?

JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I’m like, “Be happy with yourself!”

Snooki: Was he like, “No, I’m not”?

JWoww: He had a girlfriend! I was just like, “I would love you more if you could be yourself.” I can’t confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.

The ladies also dished about their support of marriage equality, having gay kids and reading their own press. Discussing misconceptions people have about them, the reality stars say:

Snooki: That we’re stupid. We’re not stupid. We’re very smart, actually.

JWoww: That really gets under my skin. It’s like you don’t know me to judge me. We’re sorry we’re not walking on the shore with three-piece business suits or evening gowns.

Snooki: Or using big words.

Oh, that Snooki—so perspicacious!