The letter starts out innocently enough. Lakewood, CO Home Depot employee Timothy Noffsinger writes, “At The Home Depot® (THD) where I work, presentations have been posted on an employee bulletin board declaring June as LGBT History Month and calling for “INCLUSION.”
But that all-caps ‘inclusion’ in quotes is the first tip-off of the next-level douchebaggery to come.
Things devolve, and fast.
“Promoting LGBT lifestyles as “INCLUSION” demonstrates sexual confusion and amounts to preaching a message against God that requires employees to accept deviant behavior as normal and good. As an employee, I was surprised and dismayed to see THD preaching evil.”
How about we take this to the next level?
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Oh boy, one of these ones.
The letter goes on and on (and on), showing all the telltale signs of potential mental derangement gussied up by religious blinders.
Here are some of the more eye-rolling parts, though the whole thing basically induces one long, extended sigh:
“We should warn LGBT individuals that God will not tolerate those who destroy His order of creation…Truly, LGBT are destroying themselves and other people around them.”
“Jesus is however the Prince of Peace, the Author of Life and Liberty; and the sustainer of THD’s profits, and therefore our paychecks.”
“Our current prosperity blinds many from seeing the dead end reality facing the LGBT community, for arrogance against God brings self-destruction and destroys Liberty.”
If you have the stomach for it, here’s the full letter (warning: it’s way too long).
Timothy posted the letter to Facebook, and received such pearls of wisdom in response as:
“I am so sad to see them do this. We have stopped purchasing at Starbucks for the same reason. May the Father of our Lord, Jesus Christ, bless you.”
“WOW!!! Good for you Timothy!!! It takes real guts to stand up for one’s principles.”
Our sincere thoughts go out to everyone, gay or straight, who has to work with him. We imagine conversations tend to go like this:
Timothy: The Prince of Peace sustains life, gives us all that is good and demands our respect of God. Those who disobey be damned.
THD Manager: Dammit Tim, all I asked you is where you put that shipment of quarter inch nails.
Ron Jackson
The only word that comes to mind is…Loser.
Dwayne Byrum
Twisted little sheep lol
Atrius
@Ron Jackson: or “mental”.
Eric Ziegler
Delusional.
Paco
I thought The Home Depot was a great place to cruise… err.. I mean to shop.
Creig Stearne
Religon = “authorized” bigotry
Saint Law
Are all the worst people in the world religious? Coz right now it seems like they are.
Alan down in Florida
We are talking about Homo Depot here are we not? Best cruising place for butch men in my neighborhood.
Demitrius Wolfe
Hes just mad that were all getting more ass than he will ever see. And judging by look of his nasty ass mug, I now understand why his dance card so empty.
Giancarlo85
I would tell this loser to go work at Lowes. Lowes donates to antigay organizations. And their stores suck…
nature boy
@Giancarlo85: oh no, is Lowe’s not gay friendly? I prefer my local Lowe’s over Home Depot for many reasons…. say it ain’t so !
McShane
Wish I could see the conniption fit he has over his pink slip being pink.
Will L
Run, Tim, Run! I hear they are looking for cashiers at Hobby Lobby!!
Giancarlo85
@nature boy: Lowes donates to them all the time and have for a long time. You should realize that. Lowes sucks. They never have anything in stock. Home Depot is a way better store.
Bob LaBlah
Question: is it the Lord, Jesus Christ or the Devil that is forcing him to keep working there if its that bad? People like him make me so happy I am retired.
Bruce Dillon
H8ters Gotta H8! Its All They’ve Got! Cretinous Imbecile’s!
(*;*()
Clark35
He’s probably going to get fired. Oh well.
1EqualityUSA
Just sell me my paint and stfu.
jwtraveler
Individual delusion is called mental illness. Mass delusion is called religion.
transiteer
Poor Fellow – terminally stupid AND a Dupe to a fictional religion (Christianity was invented by the Romans to pacify those rebellious jews – no god, no jesus (other than Titus), the 4 gospels all a creation of the Roman Public Works. He’s an idiot and doesn’t know it. But he seems quite willing to display his ignorance on a bulletin board at work! That stupidity is terminal.
Zenguy
“The” Home Depot aka THD. Did the Jesus do that? Isn’t it just “Home Depot”?
Could you imagine working with someone this radical and crazy? When I was working in Massachusetts, a lot of people I worked with live in Rhode Island. One of them came to work one morning, angry as hell that his state just approved gay marriage.
I had no idea he was such an idiot. As he was bitching about it a small gathering of employees(I was trying to access where others stood on the issue), he looked at me and asked me how I felt about it. I was like deer in the headlights. I thankfully came up with a deft response. I said “Ken, if you are against marriage, then just don’t have one.” His response was just “Uggg.” Others glanced at me with a little smirk, as to say “that was a good retort!”
Sluggo2007
Just another lonely whacko looking for attention behind the BS wall of religion.
Billysees
@1EqualityUSA:
“Just sell me my paint and stfu.”
Hehehe…cute…and realistic too.
He forgot about abiding in a good expression from scripture that would benefit him as an employee — Whatever beliefs you have, keep them to yourself……the 1st sentence of Romans 14:22
Billysees
Or we could say it this way also —
It is better NOT…to do anything…that will be considered unfriendly to others. So whatever you believe about anything, keep between yourself and God…….Romans 14:21-22
Alexis Barros
1EqualityUSA
Billysees, my comment above was brash. It’s been an odd week.
If these religious mouthpieces would operate in spirit, rather than being so thoroughly imbedded in molecules, they would harvest. Obsessed with mere diodes. Christ spoke nary a word about gays, fervently, about being judgmental.
IvanPH
Retard3d
TomOH
At first glance, I thought this thread was about Home Depot itself being anti-gay. Perhaps re-word the title of the article a bit?