So. We somehow get the feeling Mariah Carey wasn’t particularly feeling this recent performance of her Las Vegas residency.
Flanked by a small militia of male dancers, the ageless pop diva is captured flawlessly whatevering her way across the stage, playfully whatevering one of the men in a virtuosic display of whatever.
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Then, to the wild whatevering of the crowd, the “Touch My Body” singer whatevered whatevs in a showy serenade brazen even for a whatever of her caliber — finally, fittingly capping off the rousing whatever with an impromptu whatever of whatever.
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The audience was absolutely whatevered by the performance.
Whatever:
https://youtu.be/L2SW3No9Wk0
Spike
Guaranteed the audience was less then half full.
crowebobby
If she can still sing, why not just stand there and sing as hundreds of great singers have done over the years? That’s “if” she can still sing.
Bradsman
That makes me appreciate the Diva’s of the previous generation even more. Bette, Liza, Barbra, etc. would never give such a lackluster performance.
ryantbo
she should do what Kelly Clarkson did years ago – and at least Kelly was sick. She gave a concert and knew it was not up to what the audience expected so she refunded everyone’s ticket and then did a free make up concert. I was so over Mariah’s whatever attitude YEARS ago. She is an arrogant little bitch who has NO idea how to behave like a PRO
Spike
This is from her residency in Vegas. Aint nobody getting a refund in Vegas.
Rex Huskey
she aint little. did you see that ass?
Terrycloth
Her extravagant lifestyle and diva attitude has been the.rapid downfall of her career..
Stop touring if you hate rehearsals…make your records pitch perfect and stay home..
Xzamilloh
I can only imagine what sex with her must be like. Just a team of people moving her in various positions and constantly dabbing her forehead so that she doesn’t sweat
batesmotel
At this point, Mariah Carey is entertainment in the comedic field. I rather enjoy this ridiculousness with her these days. She really doesn’t care anymore. And who decides, “Hey let’s have a dancer lift you up?” You see as he struggles to hold her up and she lies there awkwardly as if she’s gonna hit the floor. Why bother.
onaquest
My sympathies to that poor man that had to lift her and spin her around. He earned his money today.
omahadaddy
Poor bovine Mimi…obviously operating under delusions of ADEQUACY.
stuckup_fukr
Lol her bovine essence #moo
eireapparent
That’s on them. If you paid for tickets to see this performance for any reasons other than (fingers crossed) witnessing one of these frequent messes of hers, then you’ve no one to blame but yourself.
broadshoulder
Ageless? Have you seen those thighs?
Sluggo2007
Someone needs to tell her that her glory days are gone, along with her body. Does she actually think she looks good?