Jesus, Mariah — talk about phoning it in!

So. We somehow get the feeling Mariah Carey wasn’t particularly feeling this recent performance of her Las Vegas residency.

Flanked by a small militia of male dancers, the ageless pop diva is captured flawlessly whatevering her way across the stage, playfully whatevering one of the men in a virtuosic display of whatever.

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Then, to the wild whatevering of the crowd, the “Touch My Body” singer whatevered whatevs in a showy serenade brazen even for a whatever of her caliber — finally, fittingly capping off the rousing whatever with an impromptu whatever of whatever.

The audience was absolutely whatevered by the performance.