You Know That One Gay Friend Who's Always Drunk? Yeah, They Need This Book.

Alcohol. Sweet, delicious alcohol. It’s the elixir of life. A social lubricant. It’s the reason your grade point average dropped when you went to college. It’s helped you create dozens of amazing memories and made your friendships stronger. You’ve laughed. You’ve cried. But that hangover from last weekend won’t stop you from buying a round of shots with your friends again next weekend.

Face it: You love alcohol.

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ConDRAGulations! Now that you’ve admitted that you have a drinking problem enjoyment, the next step is to feed your need enjoyment.

Introducing ‘The Harlot’s Guide to Classy Cocktails’

With more than 100 pages, ‘The Harlot’s Guide to Classy Cocktails’ by Jeza Belle is packed with dozens of cocktail recipes, a collection of short stories told by drag queens from around the world and it even includes a fierce introduction by the legendary Lady Bunny.

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How does a Hung Top sound? Or maybe you’re in the mood for a Miss Thang Mojito? How about a Kiki Cola or a Cos-HOE-politan (pictured above)? These are just a few of the cleverly named cocktails you will find in this book, which is scheduled to be released on October 7th.

In addition to delicious cocktail recipes, this book is filled with hilarious alcohol-inspired tales from some of your favorite queens. Are you curious about Latrice Royale’s naked adventure in Albuquerque with Cazwell? Maybe you’re interested in knowing more about Yara Sofia’s fruity cock in North Carolina? Can you take a guess at what happened when Sister Roma got on a party bus with a stripper?

Starting October 7th, ‘The Harlot’s Guide to Classy Cocktails’ will be available for purchase on iBooks, Kindle, Nook, Amazon and at You’ll be able to find out exactly what happened in these stories and many more. Until then, you’ll just have to let your imagination run wild and keep guessing what happened to Tyra Sanchez when she decided to go to a speakeasy and order every drink on the menu.