A 27-year-old woman from the U.K. tried auctioning off her 18-carat, diamond-studded, white gold engagement ring after discovering the man she was supposed to marry is gay.
The ex-bride from Manchester is understandably very upset.
In the listing, she explains that she and her now ex-husband-to-be had not only planned their entire wedding, they had bought a house and adopted a pug together “because that’s what adults do…when you’re in love.”
Then one day, her fiancé stopped wanting to have sex with her, which surprised her since she apparently has “a great rack and an ass that Kim K would insure for £8 million by mistaking it for her own.”
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On top of that, he started “spending a little too much time with his friend Brad.”
After doing a little investigating, she learned that Brad and her husband-to-be were, in fact, sleeping together. So she called the wedding off.
To make matters worse, even though their no longer getting married, they ex-fiancés are still stuck living together because neither of them has enough money to move out.
She writes:
Here I am. Single, living with my ex-fiancé because we’re both too skint to move out, with a rock the size of Gibraltar on my finger, wondering, “How many other men have I turned?” whilst sharing a tub of ice cream with my dog and screaming “WHY” at the ceiling.
So she’s selling the ring.
“The ring is beautiful,” she writes. “I mean, Brad probably picked it as he has great taste.”
“I still have the receipt and the box, as if subconsciously I knew I’d be in my pyjamas alone in the middle of the afternoon on a Friday writing this tale on eBay.”
“I’m looking for money so I can finish renovating this house so I can either sell the house and move on, or be bought out by Brad so they can live happily together.”
The ex-bride describes the ring as having “lots of sexy little diamonds” and says it “can be resized, as it was for me, but it’s a size J at the moment.”
She concludes her listing by writing:
J for JOKES I ALMOST MARRIED SOMEONE WHO BLATANTLY LOVES THE D, AND THAT’S OKAY IF THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS TO DO, TO EACH HIS OWN, BUT IT’S NOT WHAT I’M ABOUT AS I’M ONLY 27 AND I’D LOVE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN AT SOME POINT.
The ring had attracted bids of up to £5,000 ($6448.00 U.S.) before the listing mysteriously vanished.
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CaliKyle
An ass like Kim Kardashian would turn me gay, too, if I already wasn’t.
RIGay
And Honey, enjoy every penny you get! Good luck to ya; don’t let the door hit’cha where the good Lord split’cha!
MediaGuy
No way that diamond is 18 carats. The center diamond is about 2-3 and the surrounding diamonds definitely DO NOT make up the difference. Maybe you’re thinking about 18 carat gold. Just another instance of the made up shizz on Queerty. If you guys are going to bullsh*it people in practically every single “article” at least make it so nobody can tell.
Tobi
Exactly, an 18 carat diamond would be over half the size of the Krupp https://www.worthy.com/famous-diamonds/the-krupp-diamond and would certainly be worth a lot more than £5000.
Richard 55
She may feel dis-empowerwd by the notion that her man has the capacity to be attracted to other men.
As a gender, females like to own male sexuality, an ownership that is cemented in the marital bond. However, this right to ownership is destroyed by male homosexual attraction, and results in bitter expressions of homophobia by women.
As for this case, she needs to return the ring to him, and he should not have slept with any other person apart from her, whether male or female.
Karlis
“Thinking about how many other men I’ve turned.” It’s not about you, sweetheart, it was never about you.