Carmen Electra and Joan Jett are back in lesbian love! Hoo-fucking-ray!
Great news! Carmen Electra and Joan Jett are back together! Somebody please get this couple a cover story. Please?!?
Yeah, seriously: can someone please put actual lesbians on a tab-rag? That whole Britney thing really got us going and we totally have gossip blue balls!
Plus, lesbian drama’s our favorite kind of drama. It’s always so tawdry!