After Chelsea Handler went on The Howard Stern Show Monday and told Joan Rivers to “f*ck off,” Rivers returned fire on Wednesday’s show.
“Number one, the girl made it on her back fucking the president, we all know that, of the network,” Joan said of Handler. “Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius. She’s an ordinary girl that was fucking somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she’s doing okay. Whatever she is, she’s a drunk. I don’t wish her good luck, I don’t wish her bad luck. I don’t think she’s particularly funny. But don’t you come after me, you whore!”
Wow, looks like the gays are gonna have to pick sides here.
We don’t know why these ladies are at each others’ throats anyway. They’re both bottle blondes obsessed with preserving themselves—Chelsea with Stoli, Joan with the blood of young virgins.