Do you have what it takes to be Joan Rivers‘ perfect match? We think that perhaps a gay man really is the best choice for her, as we all find her to be so hilarious while other people often find her irritating. Humor is one of the foundations of a good relationship, so Joan, we would like to ask you out to dinner, just to see how things go.
Joan told Howard Stern the other night that she has a profile on Match.com and an intrepid Internet detective has found it, revealing that Joan likes men who are “brainiacs” so long as they don’t have any tattoos and know the meaning of sarcasm. Joan, we are now convinced we are your perfect love match.