John Mayer Makes Us Sick, Confused

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John Mayer ensured himself some press this week by donning a Borat-style bathing suit. We’re sooooo glad we’re not A/B-list singer/songwriter douche bags like Mayer.
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14 Comments

  • GranDiva

    The least he could do is get a Brazilian before he puts that on.

    Oh, and show some ass to the camera.

  • blayne

    Better than I would have expected. I’ll second the waxing idea if you are going to be showing it off.

  • HL

    I love John’s sense of humor. He is walking around in this on his own cruise.

  • Jeffred

    I’m sorry, but his body is not a wonderland…

  • Tyler

    I don’t think he was serious about that suit, I think he was having a sense of humor. Either way, dude needs to eat a sandwich or 2 or 3

  • SeaFlood

    I’m kinda feelin’ him.

  • ProfessorVP

    Photoshopped?

  • pc

    ha ha. i don’t think he’s hot nor do i like his music, but dude’s got a wicked sense of humor.

  • Wolfie

    Eh…..why does QUEERTY call him a “douchebag”?

  • spiffy

    I first saw this on OMG, and I’m still disgusted with myself that I still kinda want to hit that.

  • timr9

    You missed his ass shot. Check it out on bgay.com. pretty nice.

    A little shave and he’s ready for Playgirl.
    As i recall that’s reccommended reading from John.

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