John Mayer fans may be thrilled to hear that the singer kissed a boy. The rest of us are horrified to hear it was Perez Hilton, who declares Mayer “bisexual:”
He is definitely bi,” Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest‘s KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is “struggling with his sexuality.”
Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, “He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.
“I thought he was messing with me,” Hilton went on. “Then he kept going and going.”
Some people are wondering whether Perez and Mayer are playing for Ashton Kutcher’s team, Pop Fiction. That sounds likely, because we totally don’t believe Mayer’s bisexual. He’s very clearly gay.
CitizenGeek
Well, if this is just a publicity stunt, then it’s worked; I’d never heard of John Mayer before this.
Also: Perez Hilton is one of the most repulsive people in the world.
Kid A
Why he kissed Perez instead of me is a mystery.
M Shane
this is beyond words. Certainly no where near suggesting bisexuality: more like trisexuality or beastiality at best.
Peter
M Shane : YOU SAID IT! Brilliant!
eric
i dont know why he would kiss him but i dont think he is bisexual
http://www.queersunited.blogspot.com
CitizenGeek
Nice one M Shane! Kissing Perez Hilton is rather like bestiality!
Robert-Chicago
Perez Hilton is a guy?
fanboi
Kissing Perez hilton doesn’t make him bi. He would have to be ATTRACTED to the man he was kissing to be bi. More likely he just lost a bet.
todd
You would think if he were gonna go that way it would be with someone who wouldn’t kiss and shout it from the rooftops.
Jimbo
I say it was just beer gogles he thought is was Paris Hilton
happyreader
Considering the date on the mag is dec 2006, I’m not certain this is for Ashton…. Perez is cleraly thinner than he is presently…. and Mayer has shorter hair now…
HL
Uhm was this supposed to be an April Fools?
faghag
I love perez and I do not find him repulsive.
How about youj post a picture of yourself, so we can all see how hot, you are?
NO? didn’t think so.
I’m sick and tired of this body fascism.
Stop being so fucking shallow, i bet you’d give your right testicule to have as many readers and advertisers as him.
Alacer
Faghag, Hilton is offensive, superficial, and mean and it makes me sick every time gaydom is automatically associated with Perez Hilton. It’s not the fact that he’s ugly. I’d rather have no readers than the ones he’s got.
Dom
Hey, I’d fuck him. Mayer, I mean. As long as he doesn’y try to sing or play guitar.
CitizenGeek
Yeah, Faghag, it’s nothing to do with how physically ugly he is (and he is that), it’s totally to do with how ugly his behavior is. He is absolutely repulsive, and it makes me sick that he’s associated with gaydom, just like Alacer said.
parisinla
have you guys ever watched him sing into a mic? it sure as hell makes me think he gives great head. mayer that is. heaven forbid perez bother to open his mouth.
mrmansonx
I used to think Perez was really funny. But then he noticed he could be famous himself, and the more famous he got, the worst his blog became. It was about himself, and it was not funny, just bitter. DListed is much better, that guy there is hilarious and I don’t thinks he’s ever bothered to show his face.
Rick
There’s a world of difference between outing a hypocritical homo, and deluded self-loathing fuglys trying to tear down any gay-friendly guy who dares to be attractive to them and/or suggests said queer is a pathetic self-loathing mess – which is exactly what exacerbated Hilton’s Hissyfit. It’s Revenge By Defamation – this idiot has come to see himself as a power broker not to be messed with – the typical egotistical and deluded mindset responsible for defining the word “queen”.
His agenda has always been transparently apologist, ultra-right and pandering. A sickening melange of “booby love”, anti-communism, anti-drugs, anti-alcohol and of course the stock-in-trade of all gay assholes: child protection. While of course leering at barely legal boys like Zac Ephron and teenband Jonas Brothers every second post!
Hilton IS a repulsive human being, a disgrace to gay men everywhere and a sure enemy of queerdom. His followers are deserting him in droves if the comments on his site re this matter are any indication.
afrolito
Michael K of Dlisted is just as cynical, bitter, and ,meanspirited as Perez (even moreso), and he has shown his face.
What he does have over Perez is wit and cleverness.
MICKAEL L LOOKS LIKE A RETARD
he looks like he has cerebal palsy EWWWW hes sooooo fug
Rick
Yer right about that Afrolito – Michael K D-listed is at his best when he’s just being a foul gutter slut & I hate myself for laughing…
Hilton on the other hand is plain fukn dangerous: he’s a relentless self-promoter who undoubtedly envisions being swept to mainstreasm credibility, power and wealth by a billion faghags in pink T-shirts. I suspect his days are numbered.
And if John Mayer was bi or even curious he would have ordered the freak to just shut & get on his knees and chew the Mayer Meat.
Mr C
I say just attack his ass and he’ll calm down. Queens like that don’t stop until they are STOPPED!
Amongst others this queen gives the communitty a Horrific image.
Scott
Maybe Mayer was tripping and heard Paris instead of Perez Hilton as he went for the kiss.
At any rate most guys who are homophobic are struggling within themselves and usually show their true colors sooner or later. A straight man however, who is completely comfortable with his own sexuality will not be homophobic in any way, trust me I now.
steve
agreed, kissing perez = bestiality
Wowzers
At least John isn’t fighting the release of a dirty gay/bi camera phone photo like Taylor Hanson. But kissing Perez Hilton is probably worse than him having a photo of himself licking a dick about to bust out on the internet.
Lisa Barber
John Mayer is more than likely bisexual to some degree (I mean aren’t we all?). He did after all open mouth kiss Adam Levine (Maroon 5) on stage. Remember? Anyway that said, I do not believe he would be attracted to a busted-self-hating fatty like Perez Hilton. I mean REALLY Perez!
jh
Outside of crystal meth or some equally reality-divorcing drug, only sheer perversity, completely removed from sexual orientation, could make the gayest man in the world make out with Perez Hilton. Mayer was either (a.) high, (b.) on the losing end of a bet, (c.) leading Perez down a garden path to the sorrow he so richly deserves, or (d.) all of the above. Mayer’s sexual orientation be what it may, kissing Perez Hilton is no evidene.
Nick
I’d make out with John Mayer any day!!