John McCain Invented The Blackberry

John McCain invented the Blackberry. At least, that is what his campaign would like you to believe. ““He did this,” McCain’s top economic adviser Holtz-Eakin said holding up his Blackberry. “Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you’re looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that’s what he did.”

No word yet on if McCain knows how to operate his blackberry. But, it’s well known he doesn’t use e-mail, so I’m guessing he can’t be responsible for all the features. Yesterday, a study of business travelers came out asserting that 35% would choose their Blackberry over their spouses. Is McCain responsible for the breakdown of these American families for his crackberry innovations?