On Monday, while so many people were gleefully staring at the sun until their pupils sizzled out, sensible creeps stayed indoors leering at their computer screens, and a picture of John Stamos’s backside, which the actor generously offered his fans on Instagram in celebration of his 54th birthday.
Here’s how that turned out:
It’s far from the first time Stamos explored his exhibitionist side. Why, just last September he took it upon himself to give us a close-up clothes-off with his Screen Queens costar Glen Powell, like so:
"I think our wieners just touched, accidentally." (was it really an accident @glenpowell ?? #ScreamQueens pic.twitter.com/QF5CAPLel5
— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) September 28, 2016
When he turned 52, he treated fans to an impromptu striptease, because he’s John Stamos and he does whatever he wants.
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At 52, proof I put on my undies like everyone else… one leg at a time. #mydepends pic.twitter.com/bfCGWfL63p
— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) August 19, 2015
We should probably mention that in 2015 he happily turned the other cheek for Paper magazine:
Come to think of it, perhaps a naked John Stamos isn’t quite as rare as spotting a caracal.
Or a pigeon:
Oh, and:
What he gets up to next year is anyone’s guess.
h/t: NewNowNext
hwc2016
He look’s good for 54, most people look his age at 40.
baal61
He does have money’
ChrisK
That’s a great point. Worrying about money and general stresses of life can really age you fast.
baal61
so’ is he gay?
niles
right, being naked means you are gay
Jack Meoff
I wondered the same thing only because some of those poses were classic gay guy poses
niles
Yes, you can spot a homo by his “classic poses”.
Heywood Jablowme
This is Queerty, so of course he’s straight.
Orgoglio Masch
That ass is quite appetizing.
Kieran
If he did come out we’d have the usual slew of comments from the peanut gallery all saying ha ha they knew all along.
Luna1979
Technically, he should be a sort of has-been type. Instead, he created his own category of hotness which only he can withstand. The clip of him in bed with Bob Saget was the best.