Need a break from all the post-election analysis? Well here’s something vitally important to focus your precious brainpower on: John Stamos has a story to tell you about masturbation.
An embarrassing one. And he can’t wait to tell it.
Appearing on Busy Philips new late-night talk show Busy Tonight, the Full House star was finally able to get something off his… chest — sure, let’s go with ‘chest.’
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“This is an absolutely true story and I’ve been waiting to tell this story …trying to get pregnant and we had to do a thing, and we had to go to a fertility, ya know, place,” he said. “And I had to go give a sperm sample. I can’t believe I’m finally getting to tell this story. And I went into this little room where they go, ‘Go in there…’ And they said, ‘If you need any stimulation or whatever there’s videos and there’s a TV here, just turn the thing.’”
Well, he did ‘turn the thing’, and the image that stared back at him was not what he was expecting/hoping for.
Tune into the 2:53 mark for the riveting conclusion:
Tombear
So, occasionally I use gay porn for “stimulation”!
Vince
That’s it? Ok
dinard38
Yeah……i should have known I was setting myself up when I watched that boring clip.
baggins435
That wasn’t embarrassing. A guy I used to work with said he got home after night shift, and as soon as his wife left to go to work and drop their kid off at daycare, he stripped, put some porn in the dvd player and plopped on the couch for some alone time. He woke up in the afternoon with his dick still in his hand. He fell asleep while wanking. And told us about it.
nm4047
now what publicist came up with the ‘story’
SFHandyman
I don’t think Busy knows “the Ryman” is the “Grand Ole Opry”.