Need a break from all the post-election analysis? Well here’s something vitally important to focus your precious brainpower on: John Stamos has a story to tell you about masturbation.
An embarrassing one. And he can’t wait to tell it.
Appearing on Busy Philips new late-night talk show Busy Tonight, the Full House star was finally able to get something off his… chest — sure, let’s go with ‘chest.’
“This is an absolutely true story and I’ve been waiting to tell this story …trying to get pregnant and we had to do a thing, and we had to go to a fertility, ya know, place,” he said. “And I had to go give a sperm sample. I can’t believe I’m finally getting to tell this story. And I went into this little room where they go, ‘Go in there…’ And they said, ‘If you need any stimulation or whatever there’s videos and there’s a TV here, just turn the thing.’”
Well, he did ‘turn the thing’, and the image that stared back at him was not what he was expecting/hoping for.
Tune into the 2:53 mark for the riveting conclusion: