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Johnny Weir Hasn’t Had Sex In 5 Months. But He’s Willing To Pitch Or Catch

If we’re gonna talk all things gay with a newly out gay celebrity, it’s Howard Stern’s program that’s the best fit. Sure, the Today show did a fine job, but it’s not like Meredith Vieira is going to ask about his sex life. Howard will!

Some interview highlights:

• Weir earned “only” about $500,000 last year. Poor!

• He blames a “generation gap” and his open preference for all things Russia for the reason why judges gave him such crappy scores. Also, for being “too flamboyant.”

• Even gay men think Weir is too gay, the skater believes.

• Why do so many gays join figure skating? “I fell in love with it because it was a sport, and it’s incredibly difficult, and so few people can do it … but you sort of get the pageantry of a show.” Yes, Weir was in it for the costumes.

• During training he eats very little. Does that make him a cranky bitch, asks Howard? Nah, because Weir’s stomach shrinks so much, and it actually made him stronger.

• “I have no sex life.” Nope, guys aren’t lining up at book signings to take him home. “In a sense” he’s a-sexual, “because I never get it.” When’s the last time he got laid? “I think probably in August.” He’s got no fuck buddy (“I don’t need one”), because he’s “literally too busy” for that. Which celebrity would he want to get with? Justin Timberlake. As for being a top v. bottom, while “feminine” Johnny “likes to try whatever happens.”

On:           Jan 13, 2011
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    • Fitz

      I want to meet the man who is willing to bottom for Weir.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 12:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      It wasn’t a “Preference for all things Russian”, although he was odd in that he sounded ridiculous for constantly talking with a thick russian Accent, and upset the Russian judges for wearing a an old “Soviet” Jacket…but he lost in the last olympics because he skated a less difficult routine. He had a quad jump in his routine and he took it out, lowering the potential score he could possibly get. His figures were beautiful, but I’ll never understand why he simplified the routine by taking out the Quad move at the last min.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MM

      “Which celebrity would he want to get with? Justin Timberlake.”

      TERRIBLE taste in men.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PerplexedStudent

      Why do you keep posting about this guy? WHO CARES?

      Jan 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks

      Lucky Justin Timberlake. I’m sure he feels his life is now complete.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dk

      You guys are KILLING me! Yes, I can’t imagine anyone bottoming for him without bursting into laughter. BWAHAHA!

      Jan 13, 2011 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David

      Does he know he has a tumbleweed stuck to his head?

      Jan 13, 2011 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Benjamin

      Johnny makes me smile. I love him. Sorry, haters.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid

      Johnny Weir Hasn’t Had Sex In 5 Months

      no, she cant spare the semen — she needs that to keep that up-do in place. : o

      Jan 13, 2011 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Peter

      Pitch – hahahahahahaha – lol – hahahahah

      Jan 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey

      @Fitz: hate to break it to you, but the masculine ones are typically bitch bottoms and the less masculine (or femme) ones will go to town on your ass to show you they are a MAN.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 3:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ted

      Johnny Weir…please…GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Jan 13, 2011 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon


      Jan 13, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack

      His coming out “announcement” was parallel to the breaking news that the sky is blue and water is wet.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • paulD

      Why on Earth would someone go on Howard Stern and discuss some of these subjects? What ever happened to class? Fine you want publicity, but you do not talk about how much money you make, or your sex life. It’s unseemly.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito

      I have a question for Ms. Weir?

      Kotex or Tampon?

      Jan 13, 2011 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid

      he may or not be the the most evil thing in the universe.

      but his hair stylist IS.


      Jan 13, 2011 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wannabegay2

      i cannot believe how many people hate j. weir! he’s cool, he’s out and proud, he could very well top (i dont really care actually). i too like justin as a guy. plus, how can gays be so closed minded when it comes to sexuality? maybe johhny is gender fuck and thats awesome. i would like to see all those closet cases yell against him!

      Jan 13, 2011 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz

      I’m not hating him. I’m not hating bottoms, either. I’m saying I don’t see anyone letting him on top. I mean.. the giggling alone would make it feel like Barbie’s Malibu Strap-on was getting inside.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 6:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      @Fitz (#19): 100% co-sign. Plus, you’re funny = extra betterness!

      I’m a big ole fan of giggling before OR after the “act,” but thumbs dowwwwn for “during.”

      Vivid as my imagination is, I can’t picture JW on top: no way, no how !

      Jan 13, 2011 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • aalan brickman

      Please bring back morning goods so we don’t have to listen to idiots who wouldn’t date themselves…

      Jan 13, 2011 at 8:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brentinpdx

      I’d fuck him , just for spite

      Jan 13, 2011 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris

      That was TMI. Definitely.

      Jan 14, 2011 at 5:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Holy Shit!

      Wow, the gender policing is flying thick and fast here. So disheartening to see that feminophobia and machismo have penetrated even to alleged ‘queer spaces’.

      Jan 14, 2011 at 6:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ Fruit Loops

      See the thing is he was ok for like a semi second till he started ripping apart Bethenny Frankel whos fan base is loyal
      i loath this drama queen now

      Jan 14, 2011 at 6:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John

      Johnny Weir is cute and has a sexy voice IMO. I hope this sensible and self-determined young man enjoys a healthy, happy, rewarding, and long life.

      Jan 14, 2011 at 7:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      @wannabegay2: said…

      i cannot believe how many people hate j. weir! he’s cool, he’s out and proud”

      Out and Proud??? Really??

      Jan 14, 2011 at 9:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gee

      Will she wear a patch of dead animal saftey pinned to her bra strap while she pitches? I love that in a girl.

      Jan 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sexy Rexy

      @Fitz: They’re called lesbians!

      Jan 14, 2011 at 6:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scribe

      @Fitz: ha!

      Jan 14, 2011 at 11:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sexy Rexy

      @divkid: LMAO.

      Jan 15, 2011 at 3:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patrick

      Wow what a bunch of bitchy queens… It never fails to amaze me how people so anti-bullying are so quick and happy to tear someone else down. If you don’t have something nice to say, then stfu.

      Also, re: “• Weir earned “only” about $500,000 last year. Poor!”

      Of that, he has to pay ridiculous amounts of money for ice time, travel, coaches, choreographers, costumers, etc. So while not totally poor, he’s definitely not raking it in and living in the lap of luxury.

      Jan 16, 2011 at 3:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy

      Is it okay to dislike someone for reasons other than their sexuality? Because I just don’t like him.

      Jan 16, 2011 at 4:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • johnneTEE

      Love this interview. Never really knew much about JW except that he’s getting a show on LOGO. This was fun and it was more information than what it seemed he was going to put out there. For those you saying that it was classless… It’s Howard Stern. I’m sure JW went into this knowing it was going to be.

      Jan 19, 2011 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kworks

      Ok, I know this is an old interview but it will bother the crap out of me if I don’t say anything. To those who thought this was classless, WHO CARES IT’S ENTERTAINMENT. He informed us of things about his life which I thought was very hilarious and touching at the same time. Yes he got quite deep into his personal life but at least he’s able to talk about instead of being someone who’s afraid of talking about it. Next thing, to those who hate him because he’s gay. You are the most intolerable people I have ever met. Really? I can understand it’s part of your religion if you’re Christian, so am I. But that doesn’t mean I have to hate someone on their sexuality. Their sexuality is something they should be proud of and not hate themselves because inconsiderate jerk offs don’t like them because of it. I’m proud of him that he doesn’t let people get to him. Third topic. Him most likely being a bottom is ok! He’s really feminine and there is no problem with that. He’s the more sensitive side of the relationship and I applaud him for that. It’s hard to find guys who are sensitive like a woman nowadays. So shutup about who would bottom for him and crap like that. Not cool. Fourth topic. Shutup about the hair. Don’t be a hater. You waste energy hating.

      Mar 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jem

      I would TOTALLY bottom for Weir.

      Jun 9, 2011 at 11:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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