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Johnny Weir In Tears Over The Loss Of His Fabergé Egg Due To Impending Divorce

Johnny Weir was reduced to a quivering mass of choking tears upon learning he would have to part with his beloved Fabergé egg over the weekend, TMZ reports.

The Olympic ice skater is currently in the middle of a messy divorce from Victor Voronov that has been plagued with allegations of sexting with porn stars, animal abusedestruction of Birkin bags, and biting, with a few death threats thrown in for good measure.

According to sources, Johnny met with his soon-to-be-ex-husband’s lawyer on Sunday at the couple’s New Jersey storage locker to determine how the ex-couple’s community property would be sold off after their divorce. Items included a $20,000 Fabergé egg and a set of Louis Vuitton luggage.

It took six hours, but eventually Johnny and Victor’s lawyer came to a compromise: Johnny takes the egg, Victor takes the LV luggage, and both take their own wedding rings. But they don’t actually get to keep the items. Both parties must sell their portions and deposit the proceeds into a trust to be divided up at a later date. (After the lawyers take their $15,000 cut, of course.)

Johnny is reportedly devastated by the loss of his egg and hasn’t been seen in public for days. Victor, meanwhile, has been stewing over the fact that the judge only awarded him $1,000 a month in spousal support and has enrolled in battered women’s classes in hopes of regaining his emotional footing after his marriage to Johnny. (In case you’re wondering, he’s taking battered women’s classes because battered men’s classes don’t exist.)

It’s a shame these two are splitting up because they really are perfect for each other.

On:           Apr 1, 2014
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    • Stache99

      “It’s a shame these two are splitting up because they really are perfect for each other.”

      Ahh…it’s really too bad. They were such a match. No one fights better though then too self absorbed queens.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SpunkyBunks

      This crap is sad. Hopefully the straight media doesn’t catch onto this!

      Apr 1, 2014 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      Yeah, he’ll laugh at gays in Russia being tortured or killed, but he’ll cry over a stupid egg.

      The fact that I know we were all always right about Weir, is that if somebody had told us 5 years ago, to imagine what a Weir divorce would be like….we all pretty much would have described exactly what is happening.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tookietookie123

      A faberge egg, a bunch of designer bags, and crying over a dog, if this isn’t the gay divorce the straight community expected, I don’t know what is.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99

      @Cam: Hadn’t actually put much thought into it but you’re exactly right.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • derek mcgillicuddy

      “It’s a shame these two are splitting up because they really are perfect for each other.” QUEERTY can never abstain from making a nasty remark rather than just reporting. Really, the worst impulses of queens.

      Full story here: http://www.queerty.com/johnny-weir-in-tears-over-the-loss-of-his-faberge-egg-due-to-impending-divorce-20140401/$http://www.queerty.com/johnny-weir-in-tears-over-the-loss-of-his-faberge-egg-due-to-impending-divorce-20140401/#ixzz2xf76Ul9o

      Apr 1, 2014 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawson

      Why do I think this is going to go on and on and on for a while? Oh it is because Johnny-boy could never do something that doesn’t draw attention to himself.

      Really what is this guy going to do now that the Olympics are over? How does he keep his name and profile in the media?————-Hummmmmmmmmmmmm.

      Unfortunately many people get divorce but how many do this for the whole world to see? Seriously, a faberge egg? Birkin bags? This is what you fight over? Do you have to put it out in public so that gay marriage is viewed as a joke?

      Johnny boy is a public figure. He, for better or worse, represents the gay community. Sadly he doesn’t see this or get it. Why, because Johnny boy is always about Johnny boy. His life is Sunset Blvd. forever looking for his close-up.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro

      You know when you watch a reality show and you want to like the person,even though you know they are a bit off? You think that is the way they are edited to make the show more interesting. Well, I thought this about Johnny. And, boy, was I wrong. I can only imagine how hard they must have worked to make him not look like a major ass.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mdventura

      @Dawson: You are spot-on right. They act as any silly and insensitive bitches would act – and it sets us back a long distance.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mdventura

      Grow up Johnny! You are not discovering a new antibiotic, you’re a skater . . . and obviously unaware of what really matters in people’s lives.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 6:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ridpathos

      No pity for this flamer.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 10:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DickieJohnson

      At last, another installment of this train-wreck!!! I was afraid you Queerties were boycotting this earth-shattering saga! A Fabergé egg, Birkin bags, LV luggage; wasn’t there a Hèrmés ashtray, too?

      Apr 1, 2014 at 11:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DickieJohnson

      Oh, sorry y’all, I’m not finished. After all that expensive, useless crap gets sold, the proceeds will go to some cause which would actually benefit humanity. Forgive me, but can you tell I don’t like shallow drama-bitches?

      Apr 1, 2014 at 11:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr

      Crying over an egg rather than the dissolution of his marriage. Figures.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 12:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • coltonblack

      He sounds like a cracked egg. No tears for the collapsed marriage? Girl!

      Apr 2, 2014 at 1:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Allen D.

      Wih the Olympc BS, etc — I’d really kind of like to punch his prissy little bitch. Does that make me homophobic?

      Apr 2, 2014 at 4:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greybat

      My egg… My egg!

      Apr 2, 2014 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DonW

      Didn’t anyone notice the date this story was posted? Nice one, fellas!

      Apr 2, 2014 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Allen D.

      @DonW: They’re passing on a story that was reported 3/31 on tmz. It should be a joke, but it’s not. I can’t stand this bitch.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drew2U

      This site is turning into a gay comic book

      Apr 2, 2014 at 9:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dre23222



      Apr 2, 2014 at 11:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam


      Looks like one of Weirs little Russian Fangurls has come on to defend him.

      Apr 3, 2014 at 7:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hank

      Is wrong I think it’s funny?

      Apr 6, 2014 at 9:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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