The gay swan of ice skating, Johnny Weir would like you to know that he has freshly-shorn balls, a crotch as smooth as a smurf, and is wearing no underwear today. He may not wear underwear tomorrow either. After all, it just slows him down. Throw those undies this way, Johnny! Mmmm… manky man-panties.
Jeff J
Gag
Jasun
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Inspector X
Twitter, tool of social revolution and TMI.
Thanks internet!
P.S. “Smooth as a smurf”, good one Queerty.
ashton cruz
I had no idea you could free ball with a vagina. LOL JK Johnny . Still, ew.
christopher di spirito
In that dreadful blonde Johnny looks like the late Edith Head.
DarSco
i’d bang him
valentine ghost
i like him, he just doesn’t g.a.f.
alan brickman
Gross!
Jeffree
Count on Johnny to sport a fur-kini: a leopard pelt over his bald nuggets will cause us Kinsey 6 men to pray to random gods to become a little more bi.
divkid
are there any major arteries around the the ball sack area…
um, just interested, generally….implying nothing — NOTHING. AT. ALL.
Jeffree
@divkid: lol, if Johnny doesn’t opt for the sealskin bikini, we can expect feathers & mirrored bits of glass to be featured on his spee-dough. Neither will hold up to the waves & salt of the sea, so he won’t be swimming much.
Most likely scenario is a seagull flashmob descending on him to get at the shiny pretty things & to reclaim the remains of their their dead relatives !