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Johnny Weir Is Ready For Bikini Season

The gay swan of ice skating, Johnny Weir would like you to know that he has freshly-shorn balls, a crotch as smooth as a smurf, and is wearing no underwear today. He may not wear underwear tomorrow either. After all, it just slows him down. Throw those undies this way, Johnny! Mmmm… manky man-panties.

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11 Comments

  • Jeff J

    Gag

  • Jasun

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  • Inspector X

    Twitter, tool of social revolution and TMI.

    Thanks internet!

    P.S. “Smooth as a smurf”, good one Queerty.

  • ashton cruz

    I had no idea you could free ball with a vagina. LOL JK Johnny . Still, ew.

  • christopher di spirito

    In that dreadful blonde Johnny looks like the late Edith Head.

  • DarSco

    i’d bang him

  • valentine ghost

    i like him, he just doesn’t g.a.f.

  • Jeffree

    Count on Johnny to sport a fur-kini: a leopard pelt over his bald nuggets will cause us Kinsey 6 men to pray to random gods to become a little more bi.

  • divkid

    are there any major arteries around the the ball sack area…

    um, just interested, generally….implying nothing — NOTHING. AT. ALL.

  • Jeffree

    @divkid: lol, if Johnny doesn’t opt for the sealskin bikini, we can expect feathers & mirrored bits of glass to be featured on his spee-dough. Neither will hold up to the waves & salt of the sea, so he won’t be swimming much.

    Most likely scenario is a seagull flashmob descending on him to get at the shiny pretty things & to reclaim the remains of their their dead relatives !

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