Johnny Weir Is Ready For Bikini Season

The gay swan of ice skating, Johnny Weir would like you to know that he has freshly-shorn balls, a crotch as smooth as a smurf, and is wearing no underwear today. He may not wear underwear tomorrow either. After all, it just slows him down. Throw those undies this way, Johnny! Mmmm… manky man-panties.