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Johnny Weir Is So Gay His Closet Has a Closet

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Bluefly’s publicist only sent us 11 emails about ice cadet Johnny Weir’s upcoming appearance on Closet Confessions, their marketing webisode series where persons of a certain degree of fame take you inside the place where their wares are stored. Today it debuted, giving you the chance to make a lot of “closet” jokes.

We already know Weir has faced off against PETA in the past, and caved. So either they’re coming after him, or Louis XIV, who wants his bed back.