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Johnny Weir’s Husband Is Ho-Hum On Blow Jobs

Johnny Weir Voronov biting llStop the presses! A famous person said something, and then a less famous person said something else about the first famous person. Don’t worry, TMZ was present to capture the entire incident for future historians to scrutinize.

Apparently at one point the figure skating fashion icon Johnny Weir told TMZ that he wanted to give a blow job in space. Every young man’s dream, right? So already this is a very classy situation. TMZ later caught up with Johnny’s husband Victor Voronov, whose name sounds like a character in a Sesame Street song about the letters at the end of the alphabet, to get more details.

“I think we could get a little more creative with fellatio in space,” Victor said, for no apparent reason other than someone was pointing a camera at him. “We’ve done it. We haven’t done it in space, but if we’re going to go to space, we might as well do something new.”

“You’re not worried about gravity or anything like that?” asked a voice from off camera. Wait, what? Gravity? What exactly does this man think a blow job is? Is he picturing weights and counterbalances and an Archimedes screw? Unless you’re getting head from one of those nodding-bird stress toys, low gravity is probably not going to hold you back one way or another.

Anyway, you will be relieved to hear that Victor is not concerned about gravity. Whew. Please do your part to spread the word.

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9 Comments

  • Harley

    I don’t know. It would seem in zero G you would constantly be flying apart and would have to grab and hold on and hook each other, and, ok……I get it.

  • Cam

    How nice that Weir can talk about these things because of years and years of work by activists, you know the same people he calls idiots.

    And that people in Russia are arrested for just holding hands at the hands of the govt. that he defended and supported.

    He is nauseating.

  • kevininbuffalo

    I’d be careful if I were Victor, Johnny bites!

  • litper

    Weir is a trans woman, this is hetero relationship

  • Stefano

    @Cam : are you a Jonnyweirdophobe too? Welcome to the club ! :-)

  • SteveDenver

    Victor’s cuter than I wanted him to be. Maybe he’ll tire of Weir, around the same time Weir’s media opportunities dry up and Johnny awakes to discover everything was spent on wardrobe.

  • Paulie

    No BJs??!! I won’t be lifting off with HIM anytime soon….sorry, I just couldn’t resist :)

  • Paulie

    Doesn’t Victor Voronov remind you of Boris Badanov, from Rocky and Bullwinkle?

  • modernfamilyfan

    Does not matter, Johnny and Victor have legally separated,. Johnny finally got tired of being Victor’s punching bag. I know some of you will joke about it, but there is nothing funny about domestic violence.

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