Everyone’s favorite mustache owner Jonathan Van Ness and avocado aficionado Antoni Porowski threw fans of the Fab 5 into a Fab 5 frenzy on the Fab Fourth of July after Antoni posted a picture of the two coworkers kissing along with the caption: “I guess Amurica’s birthday’s our anniversary, babe.” There was a heart emoji at the end for good measure, naturally.
But some things just aren’t meant to be. And a love connection between these two Queer Eye gurus just wasn’t in the stars.
And you know what they say? “If you don’t fall in love, just trick people into thinking you have. Because, hey, it’ll be amusing for a moment.” We’re not sure who said that exactly, but someone did.
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Jonathan Van Ness waited until the next day to clear up the prank, posting another photo with the caption: “it was Antoni’s idea, but maybe someday we will fall in love.”
MANSUMM
(Eye roll) People will do anything for publicity!
Catholicslutbox
GROSS.
Mr. I’ll eat anything but horses, with Ms. I’m “non-binary”
alexpof
2 bottoms together who could ever beleive
Jbaltes
Who cares? Can’t stand either of them!
animatedgifman
Never heard of either one of them. Heard of the show, of course, but have never seen the reboot, preferring the original, where I always liked Jai Rodriguez.
Donston
I don’t find either dude appealing, funny or charming. However, the hate comments are ridic. There’s nothing wrong with a lil trolling. I doubt anyone bought it. They’re clearly not each other’s type.
Giuseppe
Van Ness is a MESS!!!
Terrycloth
Jonathan is what most straight people think of when the hear the word gay. Over the top loud obnoxious screaming queen.. He even gives alot of gay men a bad name ..I find him creepy and strange ..odd..weird…that’s my take anyway .to each their own
Jbaltes
I couldn’t agree with you more! I can gag just listening to him!
dinard38
I agree as well. I find Johnathan strange and creepy. So damn over the top with everything he does.
jabundis
Johnathan is what Queer people are. He is fun flamboyant and is what we need right about now. Don’t be a troll!
prarie pup
A relationship, huh? Sounds to me like “Queer Eye” needs to increase their ratings and think this “relationship” is the way to do it.
PollyDarton
I was hoping this would’ve been true. It would have made for a lovely train wreck. And given their thirst for publicity, it would have been a very public train wreck. Damn.
Hdtex
Stop making stupid people famous. These two are vomit inducing.
sfhairy
Who thought they were a couple? All gays know that two bottoms don’t make a top, so this relationship would never work.
Cam
Anybody looking at that picture can tell the two aren’t a couple. They each look like they’re being forced to kiss a great aunt at some backyard picnic.
jabundis
Wow the trolls here are unreal! They are both really sweet guys and Johnathan has been so funny and amazing! I use to watch him before queer eye in Gay of thrones!