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Joran Van der Sloot: Every Bad Thing Reported About Me Pretty Much True

“I wanted to get back at Natalee’s family,” says crazy person Joran Van der Sloot, who confessed to killing a lesbian Peruvian teen, admitting he tried extorting money from Natalie Holloway’s parents. “Her parents have been making my life tough for five years.” Well, YEAH.