“Jurassic World” Gets A Bizarre X-Rated Gay Dinosaur Rape Remake. Or Something.

There are some things that words simply cannot describe. This new gay porn version of Jurassic World from the Thai production company GThaiMovie may be one of them. But we’ll try our best…

Jurassic Porn appears to be about a renowned Thai crocodile trainer enlisted to help wrangle the dinosaurs at his local park. He and two other guys (along with a drag queen or a transwoman, we’re not sure which) head off into the jungle, only to be pursued by the two ferocious man-hunting reptiles that seem intent on raping them. After fighting off the beasts the men engage in an orgy.

We think. One thing we do understand: the guys. Well, two: sex. And that part works. The only thing missing is Chris Pratt.

Check out the trailer below. Then scroll down to see still frames from the movie.