It’s the courtroom drama equivalent of dry heaving: Jurors in a Brooklyn corrections officer’s sex-assault trial were fed with hearing about his large, odorous… nightstick.
They had reportedly had it following two days of exhaustive testimony pertaining to the shape and smell of Lt. Eugenio Perez’s business.
The feds argued that it gives off such a distinctive smell, it helped them verify his accusors’ stories.
Wow.
How about we take this to the next level?
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On day one, one of the victims was asked to describe it.
“He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook…It was humongous and it curved,” she said.
“It was so big. I wanted to throw up,” another victim, a 50-year-old former inmate, testified while recounting the horrible story of how Perez forced her to perform oral sex on him.
“It had a smell like he didn’t wash or take a shower … it was a really strong smell.”
We’re going to need a moment.
The jurors also needed one or many moments, but before they could process the visceral image, prosecutors pressed on.
“Can you describe what Lt. Perez’s penis looked like?” Assistant US Attorney Nadia Shihata asked again, according to the NY Post.
“It’s big. Fat,” the woman, referred to as Jane Doe 3 in the trial, said.
Shihata also asked if the woman noticed anything specific about it when he touched himself.
“When it moved forward there was a little piece hanging off,” she responded, giving the jurors something new to add to their mental pictures.
In all, five women described the same vividly mortifying scenario, and it’s a damn good thing they were able to have their moment in court.
But wow.
Smith David
Good god y’all…..Jesus take wheel. The biggest I’ve ever had or ever want is a “7”. OMG…I don’t even want to imagine it.
Look, I’m a pretty decent bottom. But, the prep work for this kind of penis has got to be…ugh! Noooo….somebody help me!
DCguy
That is a ridiculous argument. Armpits stink, should THAT be a reason to cut off a newborns arm?
Will L
CastleSF, I can completely relate. I encountered the most foul-smelling penis years ago and wondered why his parents didn’t teach him to clean himself. The thought of a foreskin brings back horrid memories of that smell.
MaxH
You can teach your children to practice good hygiene. Mutilating their genitals and leaving them with a deformed frankenpenis is surely not the go to option. Circumcised guys will never know the pleasure that comes from having a foreskin, and that’s just cruel.
CarrieV
WOW. This is a story about a serial sexual assailant, and everyone here merrily puts that tragedy aside to muse over how big ‘n juicy they like cocks to be. What a double F*ck You! to the victims. The had their sovereign rights trampled by this monster ffs.
As for circumcising, yeah, the rapey monster also lacked hygiene. Maybe his breath stank as well — who knows? Circumcision should be like any other surgery, only given BY CONSENT of the person *getting* the surgery.
Y’all remember CONSENT? That was the thing that none of the victims gave to their assailant in the story above about sexual assault.
Vince
Girl settle down. You don’t understand the full details of the case apparently. None of these women were victims. These guards were just supplying them with drugs in exchange for sex. Now the prosecution is giving them reduced sentences to testify for them. That’s what this case is really about.
PinkoOfTheGange
You know I am beginning to realize that sometimes people just post controversial tangential statements for the strokes their ego’s receive in the form of responses: no matter if the response is positive or negative.
CastleSF
@Pink, you may not realize it but there was a proposition on the SF ballot 2 years ago to outlaw the circumcision procedure. Had it been passed by the voters, it would have be illegal to circumcise the baby boys (please it is not genital mutilation). It’s a serious matter and I just can’t let the so-called progressives take away the rights of the parents.
Lacuevaman
I think I know this man…..
NateOcean
Most of us are disgusted by your vivid description!
(Sadly, there are many that want you to expand and elaborate; to describe the fetid stench slowly and with emphasis.)
Kangol
If I were part of that jury pool I’d have asked to see exhibit photos, videos even. The attorney’s description barely seems to do that curved piece of unforgettable man-meat justice.
PinkoOfTheGange
I was quiet aware that in 2011 there was an attempt to put it on the ballot, I was asked many times to sign the petitions for it, but I don’t consider the Russian Hill place my home so I don’t get deeply involved in local politics.
But a suit kept it off the ballot and a state law barred any local government for trying to ban the procedure all before the 2011 general election.
Do you feel better now?
CastleSF
Thank you for the detail of that dreadful attempt to outlaw the circumcision procedure. It’s one thing if you don’t want it done to your child but quite another if you want to stop every parent from doing the right thing for their boys.
LibraOracle
Circumcision is not natural, it is genital mutilation that can affect the growth of a man’s penis, parents needs to teach their boys good hygiene and wash their penises daily instead.
unreligious
Despite what you think it is mutilation and it is not the right thing to do. If an adult wants to mutilate their dick that’s their own stupidity . Parents should not be allowed to do it to a child who has no say in the mutilation of their body.
silveroracle
I’ve got to agree with @unreligious.
Surely the child should decide, when they’re old enough, whether they keep it or not.
Some of us prefer to keep our stiff upper lip, and on our penis. LOL
Heywood Jablowme
I’ve only encountered a relatively few uncut ones and all but one were super-clean. Apparently most uncut guys are careful about that. (Or was I lucky?) They all seemed to have sensations that we cut guys just don’t have. So I think the U.S. went way too far with the cutting mania.
Besides, “CastleFresno” is wrong about 96% of the time so I think if you’re undecided about an issue, see what Castle’s opinion and choose the opposite!
CastleSF
Fortunately the people in California made it clear to delusional individuals such as unreligious that your alt left political agenda is dangerous and unwelcome. Who needs a nanny state?
demetreus
Yuck.
BivisibleGuy
Because parents can’t be bothered (or tested to feel uncomfortable) with the conversation of c*ck cheese, we should automatically require deformation? Where is the science behind this? If someone is taught proper maintenance of their own body, then this is a non-issue.
If they make that choice later in life, that is their decision. To irretrievably change a growing male body is similar to female castration IMO.
Let us require education before mutilation.
djmcgamester
Bullshit. I’ve had a few boyfriends who were all uncircumcised. Know what they did? Cleaned their cocks just like every other part of their bodies. Even beyond that, guys I’ve had sex with who were uncut also cleaned under their foreskin. It’s ridiculous to cut away a part of the penis because you’ve hooked up with men who don’t know how to clean their bodies.
buzzy58
I agree with CastleSF. It is the individual PARENTS right to decide if they are going to circumcise their child or not. PLUS as a gay man, I TOTALLY want a CUT cock way more than an uncut one. All that extra flesh is just gross…..IN MY OPINION, and remember people, this is JUST MY opinion. Others may disagree, but I like cut dick. It is so much more delicious.
BivisibleGuy
Why are the parents’ rights more deserving than the individual infants’? If they want to change their own body when they are older then that is their choice. Why do parents deserve a say? Because they are uncomfortable discussing basic hygiene? Because they want their children to look like them (be denied the same right that was taken from them)? Yes, adult circumcision is a more painful route, but it is at least a personal choice. Feel and taste what you want as an adult, but don’t push your preferences onto a child.
CastleSF
Infants do not have a say on this. It’s one decision parents get to make for them. If you don’t get that in real life, we don’t get to choose lots of things, we don’t get to choose our parents, our race, our ethnicity, our family background, our height, how intelligent and how attractive we are going to be. If you can’t accept these limitations of life, you are in denial and there is no point of having a reasonable debate with you.
Cylest Brooks
So, CastleSF, you also support routine circumcision on infant females?
CastleSF
Personally I am “intrigued” by uncircumcised penises but I was alarmed by the political attempt in SF to outlaw the circumcision procedure that has been revered in the Jewish community for thousands of years. I regard it as an outright infringement of parents’ rights to raise their children the way they see fit. I hope I answered your question.
SiamSam
CastleSF What is this perverse obsession some people have with amputating part of a little baby boy’s penis? How can the first thought that crosses someone’s mind when looking at the miracle of a newborn baby be “Let’s get cuttin’!” It’s phucking sick.
What blows my mind is you’d be arrested and charged with animal cruelty if you did the same thing to your pet dog. How morally warped society is when baby boys have fewer rights than animals in terms of genital integrity. And some people with supposed morals just casually shrug their shoulders and say “So what?”
Here’s a thought: while you’re slicing and cutting away through the tissue and blood and screams as the baby hyperventilates and goes into shock, why don’t you insert a mini Prince Albert too? Oh wait, what’s that? That might cause unnecessary pain and damage? It might interfere with the development of the boy’s penis as he grows? LMAO
Hell yeah, I’m angry. This normalization of infant genital mutilation if they’re male is such sexist, sadistic BS.
CastleSF
You and other men may find circumcision an unnecessary procedure for an infant. There are probably just as many or even more people who feel the opposite way. My position on the other hand has little to circumcision itself. As a society, if we are saying to women that it’s ok to abort a healthy fetus, a fetus that has every potential to grow to be a full life, a procedure many consider baby killing, what’s your argument then you can make to the parents that they are not allowed to remove a tiny piece of skin from their baby’s body? If women have abortion rights, on what grounds the government would take away the parents’ right?
Cylest Brooks
CastleSF, the answer is very simple to understand: once the child is separated from its mother physically, it is a separate entity with its own bodily autonomy.
RomanHans
@Vince Just came to say the same thing about @CastleSF. Circumcision causes a lot of damage when it goes wrong. Doctors’ & rabbis hands have slipped, mutilating boys to the extent they have to be raised as girls. Part of the Jewish ceremony involves the rabbi’s mouth, and more than once the rabbi had herpes and actually KILLED the boy.
Kangol
It becomes clearer to me every day that people on here either do not or cannot read properly. The first sentence in the article reads: “It’s the courtroom drama equivalent of dry heaving: Jurors in a Brooklyn corrections officer’s sex-assault trial were fed with hearing about his large, odorous… nightstick.”
It’s a “sex-assault trial.” There was no mention of murder. “Lt. Eugenio Perez’s” d!ck is under discussion because he committed sex assault against women, he is uncircumsized and oversized, and the smell made many of the women he raped gag. That is why people are debating circumcision. It didn’t fall out of thin air!
crowebobby
I lived in Rome for 9 years and had sex with hundreds of boys, none of them prepared for a sex date. I never met one that was circumcised or one that wasn’t clean. I can’t say this about any other country I’ve lived in. If a boy is taught to be clean at all times, he will be.
jpsjps4
I loved being uncircumcised as a boy. It was more fun making sure you were clean. Many circumcised men have that scar area between the glans and the shaft and there’s always a difference in skin color. I think it looks strange. Like something is missing. I have been told by a number of men they wish they had a forskin…
LibraOracle
I find circumcised penises to be scarred and unattractive, I moslty prefer men have intact penises (clean ofcourse) plus they are more girthy.
Cylest Brooks
Hello, all! Friendly Queerty comment moderator here.
Just checking in to let you know that I deleted some comments that were getting off topic. There are some really good points being made here, so let’s keep the discussions related to the article please!
Thanks, and happy commenting!
Aromaeus
Guys who don’t wash their uncut d!cks give the rest of us a bad rep.
CastleSF
Has it ever occurred to you that some people prefer a naturally smelling penis?
nitejonboy
I’m glad none of the comments from the witnesses mentioned cheese…oh darn, now I have.
nitejonboy
No CastleSF, there’s no excuse for bad hygiene.
LibraOracle
I am not circumcised and glad because I have a more girthy 8″ penis then my fellow cut relatives plus I find it to be a very horrible pracitce that can affect a man’s full growth, one of my twin cousin is and the one who isn’t circumcised appear to have a much much bigger penis ( if you’re wondering the reason why there were not both circumcised is because each parent took one at birth after their divorce and the catholic mom had her’s butchered.)
Just shower and clean your junk, hygiene is not that hard fellow men.