verbal rebuffs

Just Because These 2 Men Just Had Sex Doesn’t Mean They’re Gay. NO HOMO

After these two straight guys got it on with each other, you can be sure the first they said, post-coital, was, “No homo.” It’s the universal phrase to defend yourself from anyone thinking you’re a gay, and its origins can be found in hip-hop, because rappers like to taunt each other with threats of screwing their enemies in the ass and nutting on their faces, but without implying they are homosexual. Thankfully Bryan Safi is here to break things down for us. And, added bonus: He gets in between our sheets.