Just In Time For Summer: The Gay Travel Guide For Tops And Bottoms

Because Grindr, GuySpy, Scruff and Growlr aren’t enough, Icon Empire Press is rolling out The Gay Travel Guide For Tops And Bottoms ($14.99) the, ahem, tongue-in-cheek primer to finding compatible sex partners across America.

With the tagline “Never Leave Your Friend’s Behind,” the book is a followup to a similar guide reviewing more than a dozen countries overseas. “We want to do to gay travel what Fifty Shades of Grey did to erotica, which is revolutionize the way people think,” says Author Drew Blancs. (We’re guessing that’s a pseudonym.)

Like a queer Lewis and Clark, the guide’s two narrators (one top and one bottom, of course) make their way across some 15 states, rating the local pitchers and catchers on a five-point scale. Sounds like a lot of hard work.

How does your hometown rate, Queerty readers?