Justin Bieber And k.d lang Should Go On A Hot Lesbian Date At Bieber’s Favorite Gay Bar

This week on the Australian talk show ROVE LA kd lang pulled a question out of a hat asking whether she finds Justin Bieber ‘hot or not.” Lang replied, “Justin Bieber looks just like a lesbian… so I’m gonna say, hot as shit!” Rumors has it that Bieber has taken to hanging out in an Irish gay bar to avoid his alleged baby-momma. So lang has only to swoop in and pluck young Bieber from the jaws of heterosexual paternity to make him hers.