Earlier this year the world was shocked — shocked we tell you — to discover that Justin Bieber got a little help from the post-production team with an underwear campaign for Calvin Klein. You can head here to see those truly disturbing photos.
Related: PHOTOS: The 10 Most Sinfully-Sexy Men Of The World Cup
Now soccer demigod and subject of bulge-tastic sculpture Cristiano Ronaldo has released his own unretouched undie shots, and we won’t even dignify this contest by saying who won.
Here’s the shots from Ronaldo’s CR7 campaign:
How about we take this to the next level?
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ParisNat
Boring… boring…
Ryan Davies
Justin has nothing on Cristiano PERIOD!
Cahleo Hello
He is so damn yummy
PARKAVMAN
Bieber is a twink, Ronaldo is a man.
jwtraveler
@ParisNat: If you hate EVERYTHING you see on Queerty, why don’t you just stop reading it? Really. Go away. You won’t be missed.
skilos
It’s best to just say, “Justin Bieber Has Nothing”, the other six words, in the title of this article, aren’t needed.
Dan Turk
Do you really think those photos are untouched?!ð???
Silver Veloz
Wonder which one will come “out” first.
lkeels
@PARKAVMAN: As much as I don’t care for Justin (and personally, I also find Cristiano utterly unattractive), I have to call you out on a crappy comment. Twinks are just as much “men” as any other. Just because you don’t like them, doesn’t make them any less so. You could have said that Justin is a twink and Cristiano is a hunk or some other label to get your point across.
Michael A. Davis
You could have stopped at ‘Justin Bieber has nothing.’ Why are the gays even giving the snot media coverage? Is it for the twink looking thing? I mean damn.
Chord Savage
Cristiano Ronaldo is Really man well Justin Bieber is boy. i take a man any day.
Stache99
I actually like those underwear. Something I wouldn’t embarrassed to wear.
James Roach
True.
Bill Mountrey
I would have thought Bieber had his tongue on Renaldo’s photos….
Bauhaus
@ParisNat:
Your same tired and predictable negativity is boring, which makes YOU a bore. Get bent.
Doughosier
Cristiano Rinialdo is a man… Who plucks his eyebrows like a woman. And Justin Bieber is beautiful!
Captain Obvious
The pant are stuffed unless he’s wearing a pad or a diaper in there. How do people keep falling for that? Does your underwear magically fill out like you’re hiding apples in it when you pull them on? Balls don’t look like that unless you’re rocking tumor-chic.
Truth_from_Hudson_NY
I’m flogging a dead horse, but bear with me. Queerty is cool and all, but throw in an editorial hand once in a while to avoid crusaders like me: you want to say, “Here ARE the shots” not the grammatically incorrect and uneducated “Here’s the shots”….see, the plural subject needs a plural verb…Here IS the SHOT; Here ARE the SHOTS. That’s out of the way so I can say both Bieber and Rinaldo are lame, overly-produced products … not real enough to be of interest unless you want to fall right in line and BUY WHAT YOU ARE TOLD….jeez…make up your own mind … these guys are canned, tweaked, boring. … just saying’ …
seeker2114
Really people, its hollywood and its a photo shoot with probably and underware sponcer, its gonna be touched up, but if you”ve seen the man on TV, and when he games who cares, He is still smoken hot, maybe he is small, thats great for us tops, ill bottom for him BAM!
seeker2114
He is hot in real life so who cares, whatch him game, ill bottom and im a top BAM!
Roberson Randy
No fair, he’s much older that Justin, therefore his muscles are more mature and he has filled out.
Billy Budd
I would like to play ball with Cristiano Ronaldo.
Joey Torrealba
Hum Christiano Ronaldo I am scared very nice indeed .
Billy Budd
I don’t feel atttracted to Bieber, even though I prefer younger guys. He is too feminine. I like CR7. I would definitely fuck or get fucked by CR7;
jwtraveler
No question, he has a terrific body, but that tense, unsmiling face makes him very unappealing. Well, that’s my opinion. I think all men look sexier when they smile unless they have really bad teeth.
captainburrito
@Captain Obvious: Do you wear really old school underwear? I am not well endowed but i still have an obvious bulge in my underwear. Most new and reasonably decent quality mens underwear deliberate accentuate the bulge instead of flattening it.
Jeroen Verschraege
Duhh
Billy Budd
@captainburrito: There are even some underwear that is designed for the sole purpose of enhancing the bulge. It is made by an australian brand that has a name starting with the letter A. ASBM.
Captain Obvious
@captainburrito: So you purposely pick out underwear with a mattress inside to overcompensate for small balls and call underwear without a push up bra feature “old school”? …Ok.
Yeah I buy “old school” underwear for its intended purpose of keeping my anus and penis from directly touching my clothes so they can be worn longer before washing. I don’t buy underwear to fool others into thinking I’m part elephant. Silly me for being secure in what I was born with.
Not sure what you’re bragging about being ripped off to wear what looks like an overpriced diaper that costs a manufacture under a buck to make. You pay $30 and they paid 20 – 60 cents… But I guess if it gives you bragging rights and a grapefruit sized false manhood its worth it right? Next you could buy man makeup to accentuate your jaw line.
captainburrito
@Captain Obvious:
“So you purposely pick out underwear with a mattress inside to overcompensate for small balls and call underwear without a push up bra feature “old school”? …Ok.”
I apologise if i somehow offended you as you seem to have replied with alot of attitude.
I worked in clothing distribution over 10 years ago and already those were becoming standard. There are the over push up bra types but also ones that just the material over that area be a little roomier and less flattening (sweaty balls are an issue that consumers dislike).
“Not sure what you’re bragging about being ripped off to wear what looks like an overpriced diaper that costs a manufacture under a buck to make. You pay $30 and they paid 20 – 60 cents… But I guess if it gives you bragging rights and a grapefruit sized false manhood its worth it right? Next you could buy man makeup to accentuate your jaw line.”
Actually i used to get them free from my job and am a very thrifty person. Nowadays the old ones are worn out and i buy the equivalent of walmart kids basic trunks and even they are constructed that way, unless you buy the basic Y fronts or the boxers.
I was just bringing you up to date (ie. 10 years ago). Did i really deserve such attitude or did you just have a bad day?
Jon DeLeon
When did it become a contest??
Our Bodies, Our Confidence: For gay men.
Tom Swayzee
Comparing apples to oranges. Bieber is a boy band twink. Ronaldo is a world class athlete.
808Skinhead
Ok, did everyone get that? @seeker2114 IS A TOP.
It’s so important we know that, that He had to mention it twice.
Everyone got that?, great, carry on.
Chris
Okay; I get it. Ronaldo’s got the body of an adult who’s been playing soccer since he was a tyke. So why be snarky about it?
There’s no need to use a photo spread to throw shade on anyone else who, for all his faults, has had to grow up in the glare of public scrutiny without the support of team mates, coaches, and other adults who could have helped him manage the minefields of celebrity.
whitakerk861
@808Skinhead: lol
darkanser
@Ryan Davies: Exactly….how is there even a comparison?? A singer with a world class athlete?