Justin Bieber‘s laughter-inducing ads for Calvin Klein undies, which are really, really real and definitely not photoshopped, inspired Saturday Night Live‘s resident out funny lady Kate McKinnon to reprise her acclaimed imitation of the all-grown-up singer. McKinnon’s Bieber showed off his tattoo that made him say “Owee,” demonstrated that he’s old enough to drink (a juice box) and pointed to his “pee-pee” a lot.
Watch the ridiculing below.
SportGuy
LMAO! Freaking loved it! The stroller one was awesomely perfect.
jwtraveler
It’s not ridicule; it’s satire. It was very funny. Kate McKinnon is a gem.
Black Pegasus
Haha!!! Yes!
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Funny thing is that Beiber most likely has a pretty good sized peen…..Guys his height and body type are usually packing a good sized tool*……..
*above comment as a result of years of hands (and mouth) on research :p
cuccoa
I’ll never buy Calvin Klein again. Bieber is punk tool.
breal
@PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS:
The fact the photos had to be photoshopped and Bieber’s response after “no really its big see” is all so pathetic. It screams insecurity. Before the photo scandal, I thought Bieber had a small one. And after the Bieber photo scandal and response from him confirms he has a small one. I don’t find him attractive either, he reminds me of girl – not that there is anything wrong with that, I am just not into it.
Congrats to SNL for mocking him, that was hysterical.
Ronbo
@cuccoa: Good. You are waaaay too incontinent to wear anything but Depends.
jwtraveler
I don’t get it. Why does anyone care how big JB’s dick is? Do any of you expect to be sucking it?
Stache99
@jwtraveler: Well, apparently he wants you to believe that it is anyways. The best thing he could’ve done is downplay it but his ego just wouldn’t allow it.
demented
Please, Smosh mocked his tiny wiener years ago.
Harley
Sorry. It is physically impossible for Beiber to have a large peen.
Ladbrook
The fact that Calvin Klein chose to use Beiber for an underwear ad is the real crime. Who do they think will buy a product marketed by such an ignorant douche? Both straight and gay men share an intense hatred for this idiot.
I guess Calvin thinks it’s a good idea to sell men’s underwear to 12 year old girls.
Kieru
@Ladbrook: I don’t understand your argument. Selecting Beiber as an underwear model seems pretty much standard operating procedure for Calvin Klein. Let’s take a look down memory lane shall we…
– Kellan Lutz
– David Beckham
– Antonio Sabato Jr.
– Mark Whalberg (when he was still Marky Mark)
Seems like CK likes to pick guys that aren’t just models who are considered hot and who are at the time wildly popular. You may not like Beiber (I know I don’t) but as a CK selection he makes perfect sense.
demented
@Kieru: Is he even that popular anymore? Haven’t the tweens moved on to new nonthreatening boys?
Ladbrook
@Kieru: No, I stand by my statement. The point of marketing to a specific group is to identify with it through art and packaging, which includes the choice of a spokesperson. So I ask, with whom is Beiber supposed to connect? Beiber is Beiber because of 12 yr old girls who watch YouTube and buy crappy music from iTunes. They don’t buy men’s briefs for themselves and they aren’t old enough to buy them for their husbands or boyfriends.
Gay men (the obvious target audience for overpriced briefs) DON’T idolize/admire Beiber and generally don’t want to take fashion advice from him. That probably goes double for straight men.
So again, what underwear-buying niche groups are going to rush out and pay 30 bucks for something the Beibs is pushing in a magazine or on a billboard?
Kieru
@Ladbrook: You are certainly entitled to your opinion, and I do not want to have a pointless argument trying to convince you otherwise. With that in mind, I do not believe your assessment of Calvin Klein’s target consumer or niche/luxury status is accurate (especially with their underwear line), nor the concept that Justin Beiber’s popularity is solely through the consumerism of 12-year old girls.
His last album, released in 2012, was awarded triple-platinum status in 2013. His projected net worth right now is in the $200 million mark. His social media presence (instagram, twitter, Facebook) has over 150 million followers. That’s a lot for just being popular with 12-year old girls.
Perhaps your own dislike for him (which I personally share) clouds your judgement for how he is perceived by others.
Ladbrook
@Kieru: Nah… he’s just a douche, and CK will learn that sad fact soon enough. But, you know, whatever. I wear Lucky Brand, and although I used to wear CK (back in the late 80’s and 90’s), I have no plans to switch… Beiber or no Beiber.
Kieru
@Ladbrook: That is something I think we can wholeheartedly agree with. I’m sure CK sees him as a marketing opportunity but I wouldn’t shed a single tear if that turned out to be a flop for them.
I personally haven’t purchased the CK brand in ages. I think it’s overpriced and lower quality than even 15 years ago.
But for underwear I’ve recently gone on a kick with Obviously underwear. Terrible name; but their product is fantastic.
oldbrit
Who cares? Bieber is ugly: Ugly personality. Ugly face. Ugly tattoos. Ugly body. He has not redeeming qualities that would make care what’s packing.
Stache99
@Kieru: Kudos to Beibers handlers then. Just like any boyband he’s nothing but a product that’s been made and marketed to teenage girls.
YouGoGurl
Justin Bieber aside, just the name Calvin Klein gives me cold shivers. He’s really turned into a creepy old troll.
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@breal:
You must have kinda sorta missed what I wrote, the vast majority of guys with his body type and height are usually much larger than average sized.
You wish to view some examples???
Use the googles and take a looksee at these guys:
Brent Everet
Brent Corrigen
Tommy DeLuca
And like a zillion other porn sites with guys same build and height as Beiber….not in love with him, but not ashamed to admit I’d jump his bones and boner in a nano second…….. :p
Kieru
@PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: I don’t think you understand that porn is the exception; not the rule. Nothing about a pornstar can be applied as an average.
There is nothing about a mans height, race, shoe size, ring size, whatever, that gives a clear indication of his penis size. It’s all biology; and it’s all pretty random. Bieber could have a baby arm down there, or a pinky toe. No one who knows is talking, and no one who is talking really knows.
And more importantly; none of it really matters. His agency handled the ‘scandal’ with the tact of a pouty 16-year old.
reece99
Beiber, Calvin, Beiber? Really?
Have sales slumped so badly that this is all you can give us? Beiber?