Justin Long Is On Scruff, Anderson Cooper Has A Super Creepy Fan, And Other Late Night Tidbits

Things we learned from a recent episode of Comedy Central’s comedy faux-quiz show @midnight:

1. The proper name for Kevin Smith’s dick picks, wherein his distinctive belly occupies the bottom portion of the composition with his Silent Bob protruding behind it is not called an “eclipse,” but rather a “Gargamel.” Why? Because it looks like a mountain with Smurf’s house poking up from behind, obviously.

2. Justin Long has Scruff.

3. Someone out there has an Anderson Cooper ventriloquist doll. Also in the clip above, Kevin Smith has 69’ing Andy on his mind. He’s the only one.

And they say late night TV can’t be educational.