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Kanye West’s Bizarre Gay Love Affair With Himself

So South Park paid attention to Kanye West in an episode that aired last night. Which, to a person who only grows stronger with more publicity, is tantamount to feeding the beast. Especially for someone who considers himself an expert on homosexuality and flaunts his fabulosity like, well, a screaming queen. WHICH HE IS NOT! But whatever. South Park made Kanye a “gay fish,” worked in the Auto-Tune sound editing Kanye is famous for lately, and as it turns out, gave Mr. West YET ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO TALK ABOUT GAY STUFF. Yes, he responded to South Park‘s overture as all celebrities do now: on his blog, which he may or may not have actually written by himself.

Turns out he’s down with SP‘s portrayal of him. WOOO!

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!

Ha. Does this mean Kanye is finally in on the joke? That he realizes he’s a caricature of himself?

Or just that he wants to be gay with Lil Wayne?

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