Kathy Griffin Keeps Anderson Cooper Honest, Barely Closeted on New Year’s Eve

Haha. A “vanilla-covered strawberry.” That’s how Kathy Griffin would describe Anderson Cooper if he had to be a desert item. Because he’s a fruit. Covered in thick cream. As we expected, it was, hands down, the gayest New Year’s Eve broadcast of the decade, with an assist from Lance Bass. It was also the most profane:

With lots of discussion about balls. Balls that drop, even.