UPDATE: In our haste to tell you about the “gaping, seeping wounds” Kellyanne Conway wants to discuss on live TV, we regrettably misheard her statement that she “hasn’t slept-in in months” as she “hasn’t slept in months.” We thought she was stammering, and we were certifiably wrong. But still, “gaping, seeping wounds.”
Appearing on Fox News Sunday this weekend, Kellyanne Conway lashed out at the media in general, claiming that commentators should be fired for their negative coverage of Trump.
No surprises there. What did come out of left field, however, was the part where she talked about all the “gaping, seeping wounds.”
As The Independent reports, Conway lamented the fact that “not one silly political analyst and pundit who talked smack all day long about Donald Trump has been let go.”
Related: 10 things Kellyanne Conway looked like other than a respectable politico at Trump’s inauguration
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Then, her rhetoric quickly devolved into something on the impressionistic and Gothic tip, and it had something to do with “gaping, seeping wounds” and the confession that she hasn’t “slept in months:
“I spoke for thirty-five minutes on three network Sunday shows … you know what got picked? The fact that I said ‘alternative facts.’ Not the fact that I ripped a new one to some of those hosts…
Every single day, we turn the other cheek. If you’re part of Team Trump, you walk around with these gaping, seeping wounds every single day, and… and that’s fine. I believe in a full and fair press, I’m here every Sunday morning, I haven’t slept in months.”
Watch the bizarre monologue below:
wilfredo267
She said “l haven’t slept in in months”. What she is referring to is waking up early for the news programs.
Taurmaurils
Exactly – she didn’t say “haven’t slept in months.”
She’s still complaining about fulfilling the job responsibilities that she signed up for, though. She knew that Sunday morning was press day.
cyclist.charles
Yeah, but they’ve got to put in a sensationalized headline to grab out attention. “I haven’t slept-in in months” doesn’t grab anyone.
TomChicago
that is right. We need to be more careful in these areas of fact. They are attempting to scapegoat us for promulgating “fake news.” The factual policies they are pushing are quite destructive enough. We don’t need to enable the destruction.
RIGay
The smell of the turd polish keeps her up at night.
scotshot
I didn’t realize Turds could smell themselves. /s
Paco
Deflecting instead of answering questions isn’t really “ripping them a new one”, Ms. Alternative Facts.
Xzamilloh
To be fair, hair has been having a meltdown from the start of the Trump campaign…. she’s just now catching up
Henrik
Haven’t slept for months? LOL! Another alternative fact!?
ChutneyGray
I felt the need to go and fact check Conway’s remark. There is no mention made of a “full and fair press” anywhere in the First Amendment.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the full and fair press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
The Constitution clearly guarantees that congress (government) “…shall make no law … abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; …”
Calling for the punishment of the press for calling an orange a fruit violates the rights of the press to speak its mind.
captainburrito
If that is true i wonder how long till her health doesn’t hold up.
jheryn
If you got fired for negative coverage of a president, there wouldn’t have been a single person working at FOX News for years.
1EqualityUSA
Her children will be embarrassed when they grow up and see what their codependent mom did for a living.
Kieran
Thanks queerty for demonstrating by your headline what is meant by Fake News. Well done.
dwes09
They published a retraction and apology, albeit a snarly one (but who deserves snark more than Conway). Fake news, however is what comes out of the mouths of Trump, Conway and their camp. She lies for a living, and he lies as a matter of course. That is well established.
So if her staff is walking around with “gaping seeping wounds”, it is because they invited them with their actions.
paul dorian lord fredine
talking about ‘turning the other cheek’ and walking around with those ‘gaping seeping wounds’, is it just me or is she making a slightly subtle christ reference? is she claiming the ‘trump team’ is christ-like? i’m not surprised she’d try to cast her ‘team’ as a group of persecuted martyrs. sorry, conjob, but your application for sainthood is being help up while all your ‘alternative facts’ are being checked since most people simply consider them lies and lying (also known as bearing false witness) is a sin. so boo hoo, you can’t sleep in. relax, you know how the saying goes: you can sleep when you’re dead, and with this president, it just may come sooner than you think…..for all of us.
justyouandi
Let’s be fair here. She was saying that if those political analysts had been held accountable in the private sector and to share holders they would have lost their jobs because of their cherry-picking the stories they tell and for the skewed angle they take when they report. I happened to see that interview and it was nothing like the way it is being reported here.
dwes09
She is a cynical hack as evidenced by her interview early in the election when she spoke of what a cynical liar Trump is (pot calling kettle black of course). Then low and behold, when he was where the money is, she is happily cleaning his hole with her tongue.
No ethics, no morals, no need to trust her…no way the entirety of her interview could cast her or the Trump administration in a better light when her spin is compared to the actual facts.
scotshot
If political analysts weren’t doing their job they wouldn’t be employed, she’s stating if you don’t report their alternative facts they should be fired.
I imagine she’s being celebrated on Breitbart, etc for her statements. If you don’t like this sites’ editorial view point they are plenty of others that agree with you.
Caprice Goldberg
Who knew that she would be so up front about the state of her hole?
Dwight
“I ripped a new one to some of those hosts…
Every single day, we turn the other cheek.”
Ummmm, Kellyanne you can’t claim to turn the other cheek at the same time you’re ripping a new one.
Heywood Jablowme
Hey, it’s right in the Bible. Jesus says: “But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also, after thou rippest him a new one.”
CNYMASC
As much as I do not like her, to be fair , if you listen carefully, she said “I haven’t slept in IN months” . And god knows she needs her beauty rest, lol.
Blackceo
I’m so sick of this blonde dingbat heifa. She can never answer a question straight and people focused on “alternative facts” because it was a f*cking stupid thing to say.
Bellerophon69
Oooh, the poor little Snowflake can dish it out but she can’t take it; alternative facts were fine when it applied to Trumps opponents, but when it’s tit-for-tat she whines about it. Sorry, there’s no “safe place” for her from the smell of the bullshit her and her Boss are spreading, because when you throw shit to see where it splatters, you’re going to get some on you.
Rob91316
EWW!!! I never want to hear about her “gaping, seeping” ANYTHING!
Jack Meoff
She wants to watch out or Trump will be grabbing her by the gaping seeping wound.
startenout
She really didn’t need to tell anyone with sight that she hasn’t been sleeping in. Or moisturizing. Or praying for her damned soul. ??
Blackceo
Screaming at “or moisturizing” !!! LMAO!!
Terrycloth
She’s nuttier than a fruitcake ..crazier that Trump…she makes Ann Coulter look like Mother Teresa…everytime she opens that mouth more stupid stuff comes out ..smh…she can’t seriously belive it
eightinchnail
Is she referring to her mouth?