Kevin Swanson Refuses To Buy Girl Scout Cookies Because He Doesn’t Want To “Support Lesbianism”

Right-wing radio host Pastor Kevin Swanson is absolutely livid with the Girl Scouts.

The Generations Radio host urged listeners Monday to refrain from buying Girl Scout cookies because, he claims, the little girls in green and white uniforms are “antithetical to a biblical vision for womanhood.”

Swanson, who recently blamed “decadent homosexual activity” for the floods in Colorado, told listeners that the Girl Scouts of America are a “wicked” organization that “promotes lesbianism and abortion.” He also accused the group’s cookies of being “food offered to idols.”

“I don’t want to support lesbianism, I don’t want to support Planned Parenthood, and I don’t want to support abortion,” Swanson squealed, “and if that be the case I’m not buying Girl Scout cookies!”

He then begged listeners to follow his lead. “Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies,” he pleaded. “I beg of you. Stop buying Girl Scout cookies!”

Swanson added that the Girl Scouts are creating a generation of independent women who will put a “communist in the White House” and promote the “gay and lesbian agenda.”

He also warned that “lots and lots of lesbians” attend Girl Scout conventions and criticized the Girl Scouts for hosting openly-gay Mayor of Houston Annise Parker and singer-songwriter Sara Bareilles, who isn’t actually a lesbian but who has a strong lesbian following.

Frankly, if Swanson and his gaggle of radio listeners don’t want to buy Girl Scout cookies, that’s perfectly fine. More samoas for us!

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  • 2eo

    I think what you meant to say was “Girl Scouts have being advised to avoid the house of Kevin Swanson because he’s a predatory [email protected] and they fear for the safety of children in his presence”.

  • hotshot70

    I don’t think they promote lesbianism, but they do seem to teach how to prostitute themsleves. “Hey, want my cookies?” And the mothers who send their kids outside of a walmart in the cold should be arrested for child abuse. I will not buy their cookies.

  • Mr. E. Jones

    I can’t imagine his morbidly obese, bed ridden listeners will heed his advice. Me want cookies!

  • Harley

    As a diabetic I can’t eat girl scout cookies. Wish they made a super free brand. But in the name of this numbskull I’ll be buying a cae of them and give them away at the office. Thanks, Kevin. You just sold more cookies just by your arrogant attitude. How do you like those cookies, you bigot.

  • DarkZephyr

    @hotshot70: Selling cookies is prostituting yourself? FOR REAL? I used to sell chocolate bars for school fundraisers when I was a little boy, was I prostituting myself?

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