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Kim Davis Leaves Jail, Gives “God The Glory,” Poses With Mike Huckabee

Batten down the hatches, she’s free at last! Kim Davis, the many times-married Christian do-gooder who went to the slammer for refusing to give same-sex couples their legal right to marry, is out among the law-abiding citizens of Rowan County, Kentucky. As Survivor’s anthemic “Eye of the Tiger” was blasted from loudspeakers, Kimmy took center stage awash in tears as she addressed a throng of many hundreds of animals supporters. “Thank you all so much. I love you all so very much,” she told the crowd. “I just want to give God the glory. His people have rallied, and you are a strong people! We serve a living God who knows exactly where each and every one of us is at. Keep on pressing. Don’t let down. Because He is here and He is worthy.” The He she’s referring to is GOP presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee, who came to town to troll for votes introduce the woman whose homophobia he bizarrely compared to Lincoln’s fight against slavery. We’re not sure we’d call him “worthy,” Kimbo. Watch Mike-n-Kim milk it for all it’s worth below (can someone send us a dance remix of Kim’s moving little exit speech?).