Last night was the first night of the 2020 Republican National Convention. Among the evening’s speakers were personal injury attorneys Mark and Patricia McCloskey (best known for brandishing guns at Black Lives Matter protesters from the front porch of their McMansion), Don Jr., Matt Gaetz, and some random coffee shop owner from Montana.
But it was Don Jr.’s girlfriend/Trump’s campaign fundraiser, Kimberly Guilfoyle, who stole the show with her doomful six minute speech about how Democrats are trying to brainwash people, steal their liberty, enslave them, and kill their families.
“They want to destroy this country and everything that we have fought for and hold dear,” Guilfoyle roared to an audience of… none. “They want to steal your liberty, your freedom, they want to control what you see and think and believe so that they can control how you live!”
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“They want to enslave you to the weak, dependent, liberal victim ideology to the point that you will not recognize this country or yourself!” Guilfoyle continued at a near-deafening volume.
Later in her pre-taped speech, Guilfoyle urged voters not to be brainwashed by the Democrats’ message of hope for America.
“Don’t let them step on you,” she raged. “Don’t let them destroy your families, your lives, and your future. Don’t let them kill future generations because they told you and brainwashed you and fed you lies that you weren’t good enough.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, leaders and fighters for freedom and liberty and the American Dream, the best is yet to come!”
Kimberly Guilfoyle's full remarks at the @GOPconvention#RNC2020 pic.twitter.com/C0lTDs8Ptu
— Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) (@TeamTrump) August 25, 2020
Shortly after her speech, “Kimberly Guilfoyle yelling” was trending on Twitter. People had a lot to say about it:
#BidenHarris2020 pic.twitter.com/fu3alhaZWI
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 25, 2020
Just a reminder, Kimberly Guilfoyle’s speech at the RNC was pre-recorded – which means it could have been re-recorded if the organizers felt the delivery was a bit off. It wasn’t. It was the speech the RNC wanted aired.
— Ayman Mohyeldin (@AymanM) August 25, 2020
I will give $10,000 to the favorite charity of @DonaldJTrumpJr and @kimguilfoyle if they can pass a drug test today.
— Travis Akers (@travisakers) August 25, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle nailed her Ursula audition #RNC2020 pic.twitter.com/tVZMotiFUG
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) August 25, 2020
Just for shits and giggles, I went back and watched the Kimberly Guilfoyle speech from last night.
Nobody told me she thought she was Evita.
Girlfriend is batshit crazy!
— 🖕🏻Aunt Crabby calls Bullshit 🖕🏻 (@DearAuntCrabby) August 25, 2020
Nothing like your son’s mistress screaming about the integrity of his dad’s political party. #RNCConvention2020 #RNC2020 #RNChaos #KimberlyGuilfoyle
— Buddy Winston (@BuddyWinston) August 25, 2020
Wow, Kimberly Guilfoyle was great last night. #CocaineConvention pic.twitter.com/bYl6lAsafj
— Steven Tender (@MooseTender) August 25, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle claims her parents are immigrants from Puerto Rico and she’s a first generation American who’s going to tell her that Puerto Rico is a US territory…. #RNCConvention #CocaineConvention
— Karen™ (@ManagerSpeaking) August 25, 2020
Screaming like a banshee in an empty room is extreme,y weird.
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) August 25, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle last night. pic.twitter.com/kZoJoxmeqD
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) August 25, 2020
And now, the memes…
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Cam
The evangelical morality police who decry sex before marriage and shame women who are sexually active….
Are cheering for a person who was fired from Fox News for sexual harassment and who got a speaking slot at the Republican convention because she is sleeping with the President’s son out of wedlock.
I never want to hear one more evangelical speak about morality again.
Mack
“They want to destroy this country and everything that we have fought for and hold dear,” Guilfoyle roared to an audience of… none. “They want to steal your liberty, your freedom, they want to control what you see and think and believe so that they can control how you live!”
This from the party who won’t accept LGBTQ rights, BLM, and so forth. Guess you’re only entitled to rights if you’re a white Republican.
Chrisk
It’s the standard Christian liberty BS. They will hear that loud and clear. Anything that infringes on their right to discriminate is taking away their freedom.
BlueStateMan
I have to admit I have no intention of watching her speech but from the bit I saw on here she seems bi-polar. Also I assume she was behind the door when the brains were passed out. Kimmie your parents are American citizens so you can’t possibly be a first American Puerto Rican. Yes, although Trump hates it, Puerto Rico is an American territory. Everyone seems to think she is on cocaine–it looks more like crystal meth to me.
James
SHE IS NOTHING BUT A WHORE.
Annaronimo
That is an insult to whores.
ShiningSex
Republicans are nut jobs
Peternsancarlos
Back in 2004 she was married to Gavin Newsom and was congratulating us when marriage equality started. Once first lady of the San Francisco and now in the middle of the racist cabal maybe she does not stand for anything?
wolfman6
She lays down for money and cocaine
vinnieboiblue
Lightning has struck Kimberly Tinfoil’s hat. Because of her boyfriend Don Jr’s dad’s incompetence she got Covid 19.
Dick Gozinia
Moronic. Considering that ~50% of Congress will be Republican and ~25% will be Moderate Democrats I don’t know how anyone thinks a ‘radical’ agenda is going to get passed.
jayceecook
And it’s also the reason America hasn’t seen a second relief bill signed into law and probably never will as the economy, housing market, healthcare system, and pretty much everything else is teetering on the edge of a cliff.
Cam
Except according to be polls there Republicans are going to lose the Senate and are already below 50% in the House.
IndependentForever
So scary that these lunatics actually believe what they say. Besides their temperament. Do you notice the looks on their faces and in their eyes? They are unhinged. They actually give themselves away and actually admit to the shenanigans if not illegal things they did when they accuse the Dems. Hilarious how Guilfoyle accuses the Dems of wanting to brainwash people. Which is the party where pretty much everyone goose steps together and IF someone actually dares contradict are usually mocked and harassed if not ostracized? Yea THAT would be the Republicans. I hope Donnie Jr. and this crazy broad never procreate. Can you imagine how ugly and dumb the bastard would be?
AxelDC
She thinks her Puerto Rican parents are “immigrants” to the US. La Pendeja doesn’t know that her family got US citizenship in 1917.
Cam
Fox News doesn’t hire people because they’re bright.
okiloki
Wonder how her mom feels about how Trump has treated Puerto Rico after the hurricane. Over 30,000 deaths and counting. Also, I bet Trump will tell his son to get rid of her now that he knows she is half Latina.
michael_totzke
Dear GAWD, what a COKED-UP nightmare – along with Junior !!!
WSnyder
I think it’s an AMAZING example between her speech and her boyfriend Don Jr. of how cocaine effects people. I mean just look at the contrast between the two. One goes on an energy filled nightmare tirade and the other acts like his head is about to lift off his shoulders like a balloon. They need to take clips from these two as a PSA for kids showing what can happen when you do drugs. Seriously.
missvamp
i think it’s def a drugs psa. she’s on the uppers, he’s on the downers. she’s def doing coke, crack, meth. he looks more like he’s on heroin/ opiods or maybe benzos.
Roger Doremus
As a Californian and a San Franciscan, I can’t comprehend why someone as intelligent and classy as Gavin Newsom married this pathetic, pandering floozie.
Newsom’s second wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, is bright, accomplished and poised (and far more attractive naturally than Kimberley Gargoyle).
jayceecook
Well they say women have to date a lot of “frogs before they find their prince” so maybe men have to date a lot of beasts before they find their Belle.
okiloki
She was very attractive 30 years ago, but the drugs, plastic surgery, and being a part of the Fox News machine did a number on her.
amanwithanedge
GET OFF THE DRUGS, BECKY.
azjeff17
NUCKING FUTS!
vinnieboiblue
Trump & Jr are truly “like father , like son”. Liking dumb twits with big tits!
nm4047
Some drink from the fountain of the knowledge of wisdom, this crazy one, merely sipped. I’m guessing Eric can’t make her scream like that, so maybe this was her only outlet for built up stupidity/frustration. 🙂
woodroad34
Bad Lip Reading (I think): “Fly! Fly! Bring me those Ruby slippers! A-hahahahah!”
greekboy
This speech was pre recorded. Who the hell thought this was OK to send out over the air waves?
TxCudlr
And THIS is the best woman that Jr boy could find from under a rock or some snake hole that would have him??????????? I can only imagine what a fight between the 2 of them would b like!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like they each deserve each other!!!!!!!! They r both empty headed, DERANGED lunatics. DEMENTED idiots.
Chrisk
To be fair Gavin Newsom had his time with her too. Saw what a hot mess she was and kicked her to the curb.
michel_banen
Was this the trailer of “The Exorcist 2020: Burning the world orange” ?
Preppy1000
Seriously this woman has issues. I watched in amazement! Compare her speech to Michelle Obama’s speech.
Invader7
It’s Eva Braun !!
winemaker
Kimberly Guilifoyle kicked gavin newsom to the curb and divorced him ’cause she found out he was screwing one of his friends wives ruby tourke. It wasn’t the other way around the other way around.