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Kirk Cameron Spent The Day Working The Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru Window

Screen Shot 2014-11-10 at 8.57.01 PMIf there’s one thing to be said for America’s best Christian Kirk Cameron it’s that he knows his target audience. The part-time actor/full-time homophobe has a new holiday film piece of schlock imaginatively titled Kirk Cameron’s Christmas opening this weekend so he seems to have taken the grass roots approach to publicizing it. Fox Carolina reports that Cameron worked the drive-thru window handing out hate-filled, artery-clogging sandwiches at the Greenville, NC branch of Chick Fil-A today from 5:30 to 7 p.m.

The former teen idol, who earned the ire of every equality-minded human being in the free world for endlessly spouting his backwards views on same-sex marriage, wore a Chick Fil-A polo shirt and his own name tag. The red uniform makes him look more devilish than ever.


Cameron appeared as a guest on the morning show of Christian radio host Rob Dempsey to discuss his life-long desire of working as a waiter and how gaining fame and fortune as an actor derailed his dream. (Note to Kirk: It’s never too late.) Then it gets even worse as we witness footage from his stint at the Chick-Fil-A drive thru, in which his attempt at playful banter with customers predictably falls flat.