Krispy Kreme Will Make You Do Things You’d Do Anyway

Everyone’s clamoring over beleaguered donut giant Krispy Kreme’s new whole wheat donut: the glazed treat that promises a fitter snack. Of the miraculous product, KK marketing VP Stan Parker raves: “This sweet treat is an alternative for health conscious consumers with the benefits of 100% whole wheat and only 180 calories.”

Augusta, GA NBC affiliate WAGT had a different take. Those of you with eagle-eyes will notice the news teams’ take: “So Good, You’ll Suck Dick”.

Some people claim it’s a hoax – that some industrious digital mastermind implanted the graphic. We can’t say for sure, but it looks pretty real. Watch the video and judge for yourself.