Lady Gaga‘s hair is falling out because she’s bleached it so many times (and not because she has an eating disorder). Her feet are in pain because she wears ridiculously high heeled shoes all the time. And she goes to bed wearing her make-up, which any queen will tell you is a cardinal sin. Stop trying to do everything gay, Gags. [Sun]
meego
More appropriate headers for this article :
Lady Gage Suffering Perils of Being Massively Over-exposed
Lady Gaga Suffering Perils of Being Studio Manufactured/Lady Gaga Suffering Perils of Having no Personality Once She’s Off the Stage
Shannon1981
IDK about the hair stuff, because she says she wears wigs. However, I know because my mother wore high heels to work on her feet all day for 20 years that the foot issues are possibly permanent. She needs to stop.
j
Queerty, if gaga does have an eating disorder why’re you being snarky about it? Actually, why’re you being snarky at all?
divkid
damn! truly she’s the voodoo queen of post-modern cultural allusion.
only an avant-garde genius could conjure the above image:
impersonating seabiscuit impersonating madonna.
a-ma-zin!
somebody’s been clever and deserves her sugar lump.
RCHVH
Why does this warrant an actual article, Queerty? This is more like a bitchy tweet than something worth posting here. Lady Gaga is awesome, creative, and if anything we should commend her for her incredible work ethic and her very public support of the LGBT community.
wannabegay2
remember how she told us that we’re all waiting to see her fail? she’s not gonna allow that. suck on that!
That Burning Sensation
@Jeffree: WIN.
Michael
That awkward moment when the people commenting on a pointless article are people bashing her for no actual reason other than to be snarky and bitter.
The people who want her to “go away” but refuse to ignore articles about her. Funny.
Spike
Slow news days Queerty? First the Davey Wavey post and now this.
Some times it feels like I’m reading a gay version of The Onion.
Lex
You seem to advocate the bullying and dehumanizing of people who like to be different and defy social norms. Hypocritical.
Zeus
@Shannon1981: that piss colored hair of hers is her real hair, and yea she dyes that all the time.
Bryan
Like someone above, I still don’t get the snarkiness towards her, but at the same time why is this news? She goes from platinum blonde to crayon yellow, and I’m guess she has to keep dying the latter color to keep it in shape, so of course her hair is falling out. Also she wears those ridiculously high Alexander McQueen platforms, so of course her feet hurt. My advice? Save Lady Gaga for the stage, songs and music videos. When grocery shopping or just going out, try to be Stefani Germanotta at least 75% of the time and wear bedazzled flats or something.