Lance Bass Lauds Ellen For Giving Gays Skins, Hair, Teeth

We know you’ve just been dying to know what former N’SYNCer and current homosexual Lance Bass has to say about queer peer Ellen’s Oscar hosting gig. Well, wait no more, faithful reader, for NYDN delivers the stunning revelation:

I’m thrilled that an openly gay person [hosted] the Oscars. It gives a face to a gay person – to make it more acceptable and okay to be gay.

Wait, we thought we already had a face. All this time we’ve been walking around all skeletal and shit? Fuck, that really explains a lot…