Poor Britney Spears. She probably thought boy bander Lance Bass came out to her before everyone else because he valued her friendship. Bass, however, tells GQ he told her about his gay ways because he felt bad for her. Because, you know, nothing’s worse than being gay!
Via Page Six:
It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time… Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] – they’d flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I’m like, Well, I’m gay!
Maybe Bass should have saved the revelation, ’cause things only got worse from there.
Bass tells the men’s monthly his coming out “surprised” Britney. Another person who couldn’t believe it – Marc Anthony, with whom Bass apparently used to be homies. “We were boys. We had a good time – before he was married. He was surprised when I came out.” We’re sure.
Oh, with regard to Britney – she and Bass haven’t spoken since he came out, even though they live next door to one another. Not that Bass hasn’t given it his all: “She lives next door [in California]. I tried to get in touch with her – I wanted to be that friend to help her.” You’re better off, Bass: Brit Brit’s toxic.
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Paul Raposo
Who’d of thought Kevin Federline would have come out looking like the better half of this debacle?
As for Brit; you can take the girl outta the trash, but you can’t take the trash outta the girl. Sad.
Lastly, why the hell did Lance get cosmetic surgery when he looked so good before it?
Mr. B
“Lastly, why the hell did Lance get cosmetic surgery when he looked so good before it?”
THANK YOU! Does the guy really think that look of perpetual surprise is attractive? If so, I think he might be the only one.
Mrs Patrick Campbell
Miss Lance looks cute with that ‘do’ – we wonder if it would be right for a ‘mature’ woman such as ourself.
Of course that other photo of ‘fish crotch’ was almost enough to make us loose our lunch!
Mrs Patrick Campbell
What cosmetic surgery did Miss Lance have?
daniel11211
EGADS, SELF HATERS- HE’S JUST MAKING A FACE- WHY DOES EVERY GO MUDSLINGING ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY?
JEALOUS MUCH?
Mr. B
Not really, Daniel. I was born an ugly baby, have matured into comfortable mediocrity, and have no problem getting laid anyway. (I think it’s my mad bowhunting skills.) I just don’t get why he makes those bizarre faces in every publicity shot–it ain’t cute. Not that every fella out there, queer or not, has some God-given duty to be hot, but leave it to Lance to break stereotypes…
EdWoody
Maybe he makes those faces because he knows he doesn’t take a good photo. I mean, I took a photo of porn star Brad Benton once, and he pulled the same face he always does – eyes wide, tongue out, fingers doing the “rock devil” thing. I asked him why he does that in every photo, and he said that he always looks stupid when he tries to look normal for a photo, so he always deliberately makes an even more ridiculous face to hide the fact that he can’t make a normal face. And this is a porn star, mind, who you would think is used to being photographed. Perhaps Lance feels the smae way.
poodle
he kind of looks like a stuffed lesbian.
newyorkie
You DO realize that picture of Lance is from 7 years ago… right?
Jesus, Queerty. Step up your game.
Leland Frances
Note to Gays: Page Six, the source of this, is NOT our friend. His comments can be read two ways: as saying he was just trying to say to her that he expected lots of crap when people found out he was gay or that he though being gay was crap. I choose the former however much I’ve bashed him in the past. Bass has both given us reason to interpret it negatively [he’s still on probation for his insulting reference to “crazy gay activists” in his first post-outed interview] and to believe that he’s growing; slowly perhaps but growing. The smartest thing he’s done, after finally fessing up to being gay 2 1/2 years after his attempt to comfort The Woman-Child Who Will Not Wear Underwear, was shitcan a certain gold digger. Now the dirt behind THAT [and we do mean BEHIND] is the part of his autobio Leland’s Book Club CANNOT WAIT to read!!!
He’ll be on CNN’s “Showbiz Tonight” on the 22nd, and Larry King soon, no doubt. Is it too much to hope for yet another inspiring interview by Anderson “Pretend You Don’t Know I Suck Cock Like A Tick On A Dog†Cooper? Bass is doing a whirlwind tour of book [but no “CDs DVDs, memorabilia, photos, or posterâ€] signings. Wouldn’t it only be fair, regardless of differences and betrayals, for that certain gold digger to accompany Lance everywhere as he did him at The Abbey and elsewhere?
http://images.filmmagic.com/images/tnm/11048281.jpg?Width=124&Height=170
“Lance also frankly discusses life as a gay man — his first same-sex relationship at twenty-one, his struggle to keep his sexuality hidden from *NSYNC’s fans in case it jeopardized the band’s success, and the true circumstances that led to his decision to publicly come out at the age of twenty-seven. Full of fascinating behind-the-scenes lore and revealing insights from a pop star who, until now, has been notoriously private, Out of Sync is the book that millions of fans have been waiting for.†Uncle Leland is wet, WET I tell you, with anticipation!!!! Early Xmas presents graciously accepted.
I’ll give anyone 10 bucks who can prove they went to one of these signings and asked him, “Does Reichen really scream his own name when he cums?â€
10/23/07
New York City [maybe Reichen-ex Louis will drop by to compare notes]
10/24/07
Ridgewood NJ
10/25/07
Atlanta [Sakes alive, Miss Scarlett, THAT should be interesting given it’s the scene of the crime AKA the night Reichen went down in Georgia on someone other than then true love Lance mere hours after someone taped him pledging his fidelity and threatening to sue Perez [gee, whatever happened to THAT?]. Film at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtaP53seOnE
10/26/07
Miami Beach [another stop with deep dish possibilites given that fellow Reichen ex Chip Arndt lives there].
10/27/07
Winter Park FL
10/28/07
Dallas
10/29/07
Chicago
10/30/07
San Francisco
11/01/07
Los Angeles [an entire convention of Reichen-exes could show up]
Signing locations, etc., at http://www.simonsays.com/content/destination.cfm?tab=1&pid=526784&app=appearances
oklahomo
Sister Lance has had a rhinoplasty, and maybe an eyebrow lift…at least botox in between the brows and all across the forehead. He may have also had liposuction to suck out the fat under his chin. I’m just sayin’. He’s taking better care of himself nowadays. (I think his new nose is too femme.)
Botox is a girl’s best friend.
Paul Raposo
“You DO realize that picture of Lance is from 7 years ago… right?”
I don’t know if Andrew knew it was an old pic, but I did. that’s why I made the cosmetic surgery comment. He definitely looks better in that pic than he does now. His tiny nose, flat forehead and square jaw just don’t suit his head, physique, or personality.
“THANK YOU!”
No prob, Mr. B. I really don’t understand why a person with a normal face, would pursue cosmetic surgery. Joan Rivers once said that she’d rather see a new face getting out of an old car, than an ugly old face getting out of a new car. What do you expect from a bitchy Republican? All style, no substance.