Doesn't Preach What He Practices

Larry Craig Can’t Spell “Constitootional”

In addition to being a total flip-flopper, Senator Larry Craig has a selective constitutional vocabulary. In a statement regarding his new guilty plea appeal, the Idahoan toilet troll says:

It is my right to do what I’m doing. I’ve already provided for Idaho certainty that Idaho needed – I’m not running for re-election. I’m no longer in the way. I am pursuing my constitutional rights.

Craig, of course, won’t let gays pursue their constitutionally protected right to get married. God, Republicans can be so stoopid.