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Larry Craig Police Report Tops Best-Seller List!

Looking for some afternoon reading and a way to impress your new lover?

Well, look no further, cause we’ve got the official police report on lewd conduct loving Larry Craig!

It’s twice as entertaining as William Sledd and not nearly as nauseating!*

As with Sledd, however, you may want to properly digest.