Larry Craig Releasing Book, Underestimates Public’s Taste For Filth

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Disgraced politico Larry Craig’s already starting his second career: self-serving author!

The Republican, who got nabbed last year trolling for sex in an airport bathroom, announced last night that he’s penning a book on energy, for some reason.

Before you get to bored, however, Craig also noted that some of this year’s scandals will grace the pages: “There will be a bit of what’s happened in the last year, and the way it evolved. I think that’s important for Idaho and those outside Idaho who are interested to know.”

Oh, please, Craig! Your sexual misadventures are the only thing that makes you even remotely interesting!

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3 Comments

  • Rock

    This slimebag needs to go back in the closet….and LOCK IT!

  • key

    Suggested Title, “Toe-Tappers Guide To The Universe”.

  • Kudzu Fire

    now that he is gone, who will protect the manly buttocks of Washingtonians when they are at their most vulnerable. In the loo?

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