Larry Craig Releasing Book, Underestimates Public’s Taste For Filth

Disgraced politico Larry Craig’s already starting his second career: self-serving author!

The Republican, who got nabbed last year trolling for sex in an airport bathroom, announced last night that he’s penning a book on energy, for some reason.

Before you get to bored, however, Craig also noted that some of this year’s scandals will grace the pages: “There will be a bit of what’s happened in the last year, and the way it evolved. I think that’s important for Idaho and those outside Idaho who are interested to know.”

Oh, please, Craig! Your sexual misadventures are the only thing that makes you even remotely interesting!