Larry Miller Pulls Brokeback, Gives Microphone Hand Job

Larry Miller

Multi-millionare Mormon mogul Larry Miller has refused to respond to questions regarding his decision to can Brokeback Mountain at the last minute from one of his movie theaters in Utah. Reporters cornered him before speaking, ironically, at an NAACP conference on equality.

Local affiliate KSL has video of Miller reaching for a reporter’s long, hard mic.

“I said everything I had to say when I pulled the movie. OK? Anything else you want to know?”

Watch the action carefully, but listen to the rest of the report even more carefully and you’ll hear the “emotional” Miller use the word “twinks,” and whimpering, “I love you” to a tall, handsome black man.

Yes, ladies, this closet queen may have pulled Brokeback Mountain because he related to Ennis Del Mar just a tad bit too much.

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[KSL]