Boy oh boy, those Latvian homophobes sure are go-getters. Itâs over four months until the small nation celebrates its gay pride, but theyâre already rounding up their rectum-revolted masses. Via our homo-homies over at UK Gay News comes a literal translation of a manifesto they published in the free daily, RĂÂŤtdiena in which they take a stand against the so-called homo pederasts, gay friendly politicians and the pro-gay newspaper, Diena. Hereâs an excerpt:
Ladies and gentlemen â do you have gunpowder in yourselves? Of course you do. [Weâve] called on activists to help organise a demonstration against pederasts and pederast ideology.
In just one day, more than 250 activists rang us⌠Thank you to all of you. Enormous, enormous thanks! No investment will be forgotten. No one is unnecessary in the peopleâs fight against pederasts and pederast ideology.
O, nation, wake up to a new Renaissance!
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Readers, boycott and call on your fellow citizens to boycott the newspaper Diena, the main source of propaganda for pederasts and pederasty in Latvia! Donât buy the newspaper Diena! Donât subscribe to the newspaper Diena! Cancel your subscription to the newspaper Diena!Forward, reader! Toward a new Renaissance!
Hmm, itâs been a while since we opened a history book, but we seem to recall the Renaissance having something to do with a revival of arts, science and other assorted cultural movements. How, then, can boycotting a paper and enforcing social stagnation be like a new Renaissance? Perhaps something got lost in translation.
Also, we know their t-shirts are spreading a message of intolerance, but weâd give anything for one of our very own. Okay, well, maybe not anything, but at least a blow job: our preferred method of payment.
(Oh, yeah, one more thing â we know the ladies pictured are Eastern European and really canât help it, but they sure do look like dykes to us.)
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Jack Bauer
Those shirts are AWESOME!
Bryan
Those shirts ARE awesome. Renaissance means “rebirth” so I suppose they want a rebirth of homo-hating values, where the gays are thrown back in the closet.
Bryan
The link to their logo is here:
http://www.nopride.lv/images/stories/logo_baneri/antypedyl.jpg
you could go to a website that makes t-shirts and upload that image and have one of your own.
FizziekruntNT
Are you SURE those aren’t latbians? I mean, those stick figures on the shirts could be lesbians. Who knows how to speak Latvian around here? Are you sure it’s not the anti-strap-on brigade?
“No more men! No more men! Don’t penetrate your sisters with the symbol of male oppression! No more men! Snatch lickers unite!”
F’ing anti-homo-rons. Pederasts indeed. Can’t we just invade Eastern Europe instead of the Middle East? They’ve got much cooler stuff, sorta. I think. Don’t they? Idiots.
Javier
I like logo antigay. It is fun! đ i have written a comment in ukgaynews.org.uk. I also think that Homophobes (nopride.org) are idiots.