Another day, another myopic tweet from newly-elected Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert.
This week, Boebert tweeted a GIF from “The Office” of Rainn Wilson dropping his pants and lifting his shirt to flash Steve Carell along with the caption, “Going to the House Floor to vote these days…”
Going to the House Floor to vote these days… pic.twitter.com/YpVxrxd4fi
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) March 2, 2021
As you may recall, Boebert caused a huge scene one week after the January 6 insurrection when she set off the metal detectors inside the U.S. Capitol then refused to let Capitol Police search her bag. Days earlier, she had vowed to bring her Glock to work.
Her tweet about flashing people appears to be an attempt at making light of that situation. Unfortunately, it completely backfired when she was once again reminded about that time her husband pled guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure after he showed his penis to a minor at a bowling alley.
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Seriously, guys, you can’t make this sh*t up.
Last October, internet sleuth Anne Landman uncovered a 2004 case involving Lauren’s then boyfriend/now husband, Jayson, including a 14-page arrest report with details about what allegedly happened.
According to the report, Jayson was arrested on January 28, 2004 for exposing himself to a group of women, including a 16-year-old girl, at the Rifle Fireside Lanes Bowling Alley in Rifle, Colorado.
Jayson later pled guilty and was sentenced to four days in jail plus two years probation.
One would think Boebert would have considered this awkward chapter in her family history before cracking a joke on Twitter about flashing people, but foresight has never been her strong suit, as evidenced by her lengthy rap sheet.
And now, the responses…
Thank you for that memorable GIF, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
Or a flasher right?
— 🇺🇸 Colorado Fights Back 🇺🇸 (@COFightsBack) March 2, 2021
So your husband knows the drill I guess! I can’t even believe you didn’t think this tweet all the way through. pic.twitter.com/cP3e9ROIhz
— lil_mz_snarky (@lil_mz_snarky) March 3, 2021
Is this your husband in the bowling alley
— dawg 8 (@guarddawg8) March 2, 2021
There’s an easier way to tell us you and your husband have a lot in common.
— Especially Mad Scientist (@speciallyfemale) March 3, 2021
It’s pretty disrespectful that you’d use a video of your husband to make your point…
— MsT (@COWildheart3) March 3, 2021
Going to the bowling alley with Jayson these days… pic.twitter.com/DK5Fohw050
— Lauren Boebert Is Trash (@AdoptSeniorDogs) March 3, 2021
I think I’ve figured out what’s wrong with you.
— Jedi, Interrupted 🏳️🌈 (@JediCounselor) March 2, 2021
Interesting coming from sometime whose husband pulls out his wiener in front of minors in bowling alleys. Guess you have a type.
— Pancho (@hamrickergo) March 3, 2021
Looks more like your old man at the bowling alley.😮
— William Martinez (@William87865118) March 2, 2021
Isn’t that what your husband did? pic.twitter.com/vSYjHVAGxs
— A Girl 🌊🇺🇲🌱 (@MoonGodess98) March 2, 2021
What’s really funny is that you think this is funny
— Christopher Eagle (@eagle4congress) March 3, 2021
Is this your husband exposing himself to minors?
— Laura (@Laura_A53) March 2, 2021
This is real classy.
— Craig Jackson (@fcraig44) March 3, 2021
You must get that from your husband.
— COPersists (@COResistor) March 2, 2021
“I’ll take GIF’s that make fun of Lauren’s husband for exposing his penis to underage girls at a bowling alley for $800 Alex (RIP)” pic.twitter.com/zGtnVT5HRm
— JohnnyCupcake (@theclemsonkid) March 3, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Den
While she and her all too numerous Republican legislative buffoon peers are amusing as hell: what they indicate about the judgement of modern Republican voters, as well as the damage to democracy and society they are poised to do is not. It is troubling and scary.
Make no mistake about that.
fur_hunter
She is nothing but a F UCKING C UNT!
sadiedog63
Doesn’t it just figure, a dirty rotten rethuglican predaphile. They’re all the same trash. That predator should be doing hard time in prison. As for her, well just take one good look at her and you know why she married predaphile. Good grief Colorado, can you people get any dumber? How on earth did you not know she’s a criminal? What you egg heads don’t look up the people you’re voting for? A little research goes a long way you morons, you’re catching up to Florida man and Florida woman. SHES MARRIED TO A CHILD MOLESTER!!! WHAT PART OFNTHAT DONT YOU HILLBILLYS GET?
tjack47
Exposing a penis to a 16 year old girl isn’t a child molester in and of itself. It is indecency with a minor or lewd act. I’m not certain if he has to register. It was and is still wrong. What Congressman Boebart did was incredibly tone deaf and stupid as a bag of rocks.
cuteguy
The GQP are ok with all of this bc she is into “gun rights”, even tho no one on the other side wants to abolish our second amendment, there is just no sane reason for a civilian to be carrying a semi automatic weapon. After the GQP made it be known that they’re ok with Trump assaulting women, you don’t think they will be ok with this?
Tombear
And she calls members of the LGBT community perverts? Do tell!
Mr. Stadnick
That poor deluded mentally deranged woman needs to be sectioned asap. Hopefully a few years in conversion therapy and she’ll be right as acid rain.
HenryHawke
In my opinion, Boebert is a brainless twit who definitely needs the anonymity she so richly deserves.