Aw, I think it’s a little bit unfair to criticize Danielle Staub and Lauren Michaels’ performance of her song “Real Close” on PIX11’s morning news programs. After all, who doesn’t look like crap in the A.M.?
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Sean
Oh my god.
Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
When everything is soooo amaturish, how can one part of an act “upstage” the other?
YIKES! My poor eyes and ears!
I guess KIX11 is attempting to keep pace with the Fox Morning show’s weekly Hooter’s Revue.
Black Pegasus
LOL!
Is this for real?
This was as Lame as the Fake Liquid Cheese they serve at Wendys.
Please make it Stop!
Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
When everything is soooo amateurish, how can one part of an act “upstage” another?
YIKES! My poor eyes and ears!
I guess KIX11 is attempting to keep pace with the Fox Morning show’s weekly Hooter’s Revue.
Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
When everything is soooo amateurish, how can one part of an act “upstage” another?
YIKES! My poor eyes and ears! For fuck’s sake, why wasn’t there a GONG to GONG them?
I guess KIX11 is attempting to keep pace with the Fox Morning show’s weekly Hooter’s Revue.
Dave
That hurt my eyes, then I turned the sound on and my head exploded.
LarryPDX
It was like a train wreck I couldn’t look away from.
Andrew
That was totally laughingly appalling in every aspect. Danielle I think you had better go back to stripping! I am still giggling about how dreadful the dancers were (I cannot even think about the singing itself).
Marcus
Everybody’s just wandering around!
Lanjier
Queerty — Just because you may do a thing, does not mean that you must do a thing.
James Davis
It’s no Tardy for the Party.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Molly
Why does she exist?
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Who the fcuk “chorerographed” that mess? The cast of Jersey Shore????
Sean
That was proverbial performance on a proverbial stage with proverbial dancers on a proverbial morning local news show.
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Danielle is desperately seeking attention. She seemed perfectly composed when her “bodyguard” used a gay slur. She can’t be taken seriously!
DAV
Who let this bitch near a microphone? Ugh.
Bob
Yes, Danielle is a publicity-seeking wannabe and generally annoying human being. But have you see the other three slags on that show? Good God, their lives are so vapid and empty. The word rhymes with runts certainly applies to those three miserable human beings.
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@Bob: The other 3 aren’t psychotic like Danielle.
L.
I think it’s an ad for AutoTune. (The “before” bit.)
L.
(By the way, Danielle: your face and neck don’t look like they’re the same age. It’s rather weird.)