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Let’s Bring Back Airborne Dildos And Fly Them Directly To Vladimir Putin

flying dildoIt’s been almost a month since this Facebook group began asking folks to mail their old (and preferably used) dildos to Russian President Vladimir Putin. It was less of a political statement and more an attempt to get under the old bag’s skin, but is it working? Are your old, used dildos helping?

Putin hasn’t mentioned his new dildo collection, and we may never know what became of the endangered mass of dildos that hit his doorstep. Maybe we should find a more direct and public way to deliver the dildos?

Let’s just scrap the snail mail campaign and start flying dildos directly into Vladimir Putin’s person. The idea isn’t that far-fetched, as it obviously worked at ruining the vibe at this 2008 Russian press conference in the video below. The video was uncovered and posted recently by America Blog—it has nothing to do with Russia’s archaic new laws, but the sentiment is now more relevant than ever.

Dildo flying. Let’s bring it back and make it a thing, guys!

On:           Aug 21, 2013
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    • balehead

      Where can we buy one?….

      Aug 21, 2013 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo

      I don’t know if it was intentional but there’s a linked video after this finished of police straight up shooting a dog in it’s stomach 5 times.

      That’s absolutely horrifying. Actually don’t know how to react.

      Aug 21, 2013 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Garavani

      @2leo Was it the Hawthorne Police video? A lot of cops have been killing pets lately, so disgusting and sad. We’re turning into a ‘police state’ of mind, very devastating. :(

      The dildo video however was very entertaining and comical, I hope this happens more often!

      Aug 21, 2013 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RSun

      I want a fleet of these.

      Aug 21, 2013 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol

      Dildrones, what an idea!

      Aug 21, 2013 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve Rider

      Why does this make me wonder where the next Republican National Convention will be?

      Aug 22, 2013 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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