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Let’s revisit Cher’s weirdest album ever, the ’80s soft rock new age wonder “I Paralyze”

We recently revisited Liza Minelli’s long-forgotten 1989 electronic dance album Results. Next, we thought we’d take a look at another lesser-known release by a different one of our favorite gay icons.

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In 1982, Cher released I Paralyze, a strange mix of soft rock and new age songs with a few rockabilly ballads thrown in for good measure. It was her first and only release on Columbia Records and a commercial flop that ultimately resulted in her taking a five-year hiatus from music. 40 years later, I Paralyze remains one of her weirdest and most underappreciated efforts.

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The first single off the album was “Rudy.” At the time it was released, the song didn’t chart and received almost no airplay. Today, however, many diehard fans consider it to be a hidden gem from the singer’s back catalog, which could explain why she included it on her 2003 greatest hits album The Very Best of Cher despite it not being a hit.

Cher chose the album’s title track as the second single, making an appearance on American Bandstand in the summer of 1982 to promote it. She followed up the performance with a short interview about the new movie she was working on.

“I’m doing a film with Meryl Streep, and Mike Nichols is directing, and Kurt Russell,” she said. “And it’s the story of Karen Silkwood.”

Silkwood, of course, would earn Cher a Best Supporting Actress nomination at the Academy Awards in 1983, paving the way for her Best Actress win for Moonstruck in 1987.

Sadly, “I Paralyze” suffered a similar fate as “Rudy” and failed to make an impact on the radio or with audiences. And so the label stopped promoting the project and Cher turned her attention toward her acting career before making a comeback with her 1987 self-titled album.

In 2000, she did an interview with Behind The Music, during which she said “I Paralyze” was one of her most favorite songs she had ever recorded, explaining, “I loved it then, and I still love it now, and I want to re-record it.”

We concur!

We’ll leave you with one more song from I Paralyze. “When The Love Is Gone” is a piano ballad written by Desmond Child, who would go on to pen several more songs for Cher over the years, as well as a number of other gay artists and icons, including Ricky Martin, Joan Jett, Clay Aiken, and Hilary Duff.

A remastered and expanded version of I Paralyze is available to stream on Spotify, Amazon, or wherever you listen to music.

People on Twitter love this long-lost album, as well! Here’s what they’ve said about it over the years…